ScreamingMD
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Nerd, Mom, Doctor (EM & Tox), Sportsfan - not necessarily in that order
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Cat eye we could never as humans
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Cat eye we could never as humans
Listening to Son15 rediscover guitar while watching MNF 🧡
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Listening to Son15 rediscover guitar while watching MNF 🧡
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Why do people act like fun only counts if it’s parties, trips, or busy plans? I can stay in bed with snacks, binge random shows, scroll through playlists, stare at the ceiling for hours, and still feel like I’m living my best life
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why do people act like fun only counts if it’s parties, trips, or busy plans? I can stay in bed with snacks, binge random shows, scroll through playlists, stare at the ceiling for hours, and still feel like I’m living my best life
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If you get a cold between now and Thursday, please do not come to urgent care we cannot fix you before Thanksgiving to make you non contagious
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you get a cold between now and Thursday, please do not come to urgent care we cannot fix you before Thanksgiving to make you non contagious
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they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
they're adding a fifth loko
Green bean casserole.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Green bean casserole.
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I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
Thanksgiving Butter Tally: 2.25 sticks
- tart crust
- s&p challah rolls (no butter)
- tart crust
- s&p challah rolls (no butter)
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Thanksgiving Butter Tally: 2.25 sticks
- tart crust
- s&p challah rolls (no butter)
- tart crust
- s&p challah rolls (no butter)
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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Text exchange at 8:45a today
Son15: we need hot dogs
Me: when and why?
Son15: soon
Me: like before thanksgiving? And why?
Son15: yes, soon
Me: why?
Son15: spanish cooking project
Me: what else do you need? And define soon.
Son15: it’s due wednesday
Me: send me recipe
Son15: we need hot dogs
Me: when and why?
Son15: soon
Me: like before thanksgiving? And why?
Son15: yes, soon
Me: why?
Son15: spanish cooking project
Me: what else do you need? And define soon.
Son15: it’s due wednesday
Me: send me recipe
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Text exchange at 8:45a today
Son15: we need hot dogs
Me: when and why?
Son15: soon
Me: like before thanksgiving? And why?
Son15: yes, soon
Me: why?
Son15: spanish cooking project
Me: what else do you need? And define soon.
Son15: it’s due wednesday
Me: send me recipe
Son15: we need hot dogs
Me: when and why?
Son15: soon
Me: like before thanksgiving? And why?
Son15: yes, soon
Me: why?
Son15: spanish cooking project
Me: what else do you need? And define soon.
Son15: it’s due wednesday
Me: send me recipe
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Travis Kelce answering a question about Mahomes by doing a Mahomes impression
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Travis Kelce answering a question about Mahomes by doing a Mahomes impression
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Final tally for Rice's free-beer-for-students promotion at tonight's game with North Texas!
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Final tally for Rice's free-beer-for-students promotion at tonight's game with North Texas!
Vogon poetry is something people are talking about these days.
it is the vogon poetry of F1 races so far
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Vogon poetry is something people are talking about these days.
At the beginning of today, all of this needed to happen for 6way ACC tie at 6-2.
Next week: SMU has to lose, Duke win, Miami over Pitt, Va has to to lose to VaTech
Next week: SMU has to lose, Duke win, Miami over Pitt, Va has to to lose to VaTech
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
At the beginning of today, all of this needed to happen for 6way ACC tie at 6-2.
Next week: SMU has to lose, Duke win, Miami over Pitt, Va has to to lose to VaTech
Next week: SMU has to lose, Duke win, Miami over Pitt, Va has to to lose to VaTech
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That's one word for it
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That's one word for it
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It turned a labor-intensive, multi-person task into what looks like the most enjoyable job in the world.
"Envying the Zamboni driver" is practically a human universal. Look at that happy bastard!
More than 10,000 have been built by "Frank J. Zamboni & Company".
"Envying the Zamboni driver" is practically a human universal. Look at that happy bastard!
More than 10,000 have been built by "Frank J. Zamboni & Company".
a hockey rink with a machine cleaning the ice and a crowd watching
Alt: a hockey rink with a machine cleaning the ice and a crowd watching
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It turned a labor-intensive, multi-person task into what looks like the most enjoyable job in the world.
"Envying the Zamboni driver" is practically a human universal. Look at that happy bastard!
More than 10,000 have been built by "Frank J. Zamboni & Company".
"Envying the Zamboni driver" is practically a human universal. Look at that happy bastard!
More than 10,000 have been built by "Frank J. Zamboni & Company".
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
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It's not their fault they have trouble parsing Dickens.
Our society has failed them.
Our society has failed them.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It's not their fault they have trouble parsing Dickens.
Our society has failed them.
Our society has failed them.
Give me an Emily Gilmore and I will play until I can crush my kids.
They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Give me an Emily Gilmore and I will play until I can crush my kids.
Toxic Masculity is taught.
Husband spent the afternoon trying not to vomit for a computer mishap that may have lost his career’s worth of info. “I’m nerves”
Son1 was a zombie after scoring a PR and winning his HS basketball game. “I don’t know how to feel.”
Husband spent the afternoon trying not to vomit for a computer mishap that may have lost his career’s worth of info. “I’m nerves”
Son1 was a zombie after scoring a PR and winning his HS basketball game. “I don’t know how to feel.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Toxic Masculity is taught.
Husband spent the afternoon trying not to vomit for a computer mishap that may have lost his career’s worth of info. “I’m nerves”
Son1 was a zombie after scoring a PR and winning his HS basketball game. “I don’t know how to feel.”
Husband spent the afternoon trying not to vomit for a computer mishap that may have lost his career’s worth of info. “I’m nerves”
Son1 was a zombie after scoring a PR and winning his HS basketball game. “I don’t know how to feel.”
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November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM