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J. Cheever Loophole
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Geek, infosec, foodie & misanthrope. Reskeeting ≠ endorsement. Proud Marmo Moss Ball & pet rock parent. Interpreter of blinky lights. School of Hard Knocks grad. Minneapolis proximate. Inexpensive food advocate. People not bots.

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The only good billionaire is one who is actively and ethically working on not being a billionaire.
The hero that we need rises to the occasion. 😂🤣😜
"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"

Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social

But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊

(posted with permission)
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Robert Kraft left Russia without his $25,000 Super Bowl ring after Vladimir Putin made a chilling remark and walked away with it.
Vladimir Putin awkwardly took Super Bowl ring from Patriots owner Robert Kraft
www.irishstar.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Superbowl, is that some sort of Olympic sport? 😂🤣😜
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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It blows my mind that the Democrats can't unify behind "let's not have a gestapo."
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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"We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock."

www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
www.closertotheedge.net
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
weaknees.com will probably buy your TiVo.
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Are there any artists on here I can commission a couple of logos from?
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
TIL dildos have an expiration date. 🤣😂😜
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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POWERFUL
February 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Got another personal ask that I'm trying to find leads on quickly - a fellow Fil-Am member of the community (& friend) is looking for a new housing situation with private landlords. Just them & their partner, no pets, need to be out by May 1st (and they'll be recovering from major surgery). DM me!
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Mischief Toys is very busy. 😀
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
“One more year.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I've attached a copy of the current style guide for your reference."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Where are your citations?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Looking forward to our AI future.

I want to see a remake of Murder She Wrote starring Charo. 😂🤣😜
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Job offer!!
I’m helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July.

This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
M3GAN
Name your fav film with a woman protagonist
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I was betting on a squirt bottle filled with Mountain Dew. 🤣😂😉
I think the penmanship of the "fuck ice" message that is supposedly peed directly onto the snow is just too good for any human to accomplish, I'm suspicious it's ai, and I hate living in a world that makes me automatically doubt such a good story.
February 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Looks like I’m having burritos for dinner on Sunday. 😀
no good deed goes unpunished

Fundraiser for these heroes on Sunday, though!
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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If folks in other parts of the country are preparing for ICe Surge, part of the fabric of response has to include anti-fascist tow truck drivers.

Recruit them now.
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Dolly Parton
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests - CBS Minnesota share.google/becCjcjvfGiG...
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
share.google
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Can we please acknowledge the, er, penmanship here
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
It was delicious. I was glad to see that the restaurant was packed.
Shawarma tonight from Baba Saj in Blaine.
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Maybe be a long shot - but any Vegas area lawyers on here, can you PLEASE sign up to be guest judges (you’ll earn CLE credits!) for the ABA Moot Court Competition on Feb 19-20 (evenings) and 21 (all day, but you only need to do 1 round)?!?!
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Shawarma tonight from Baba Saj in Blaine.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM