Wiredferret!
@wiredferret.bsky.social
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Explaininator, Sticker Thoughtleader, Marketing nerd. Not straight, she/her. Parent of adults, catbox scooper, wife of @silmaria.bsky.social, Kermit-coded. Find me at heidiwaterhouse.com #quilting #sewing #knitting #therbligs
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joeymcallister.com
For no real reason, I am curious whether any inflatables companies have considered the ROI of marketing an inflatable loon with glowing red laser eyes.

For no real reason.
golikehellmachine.com
gang, there are going to be between 20k-40k people at the portland NO KINGS rally, and at least half are going to be wearing inflatable costumes, i want you to think about how funny that looks for a minute
wiredferret.bsky.social
How's my jobsearch going?

Just read a whole article on the bagel orders of mayoral candidates in a city I don't live in.

(Sesame seed, scallion cream cheese, herbed turkey if available)
wiredferret.bsky.social
I regret to inform you...
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louisathelast.bsky.social
The problem with trying to do budget negotiations with this tinpot regime is that it’s like the King Solomon and the baby story. One side wants to preserve the baby (democracy, a functional government) and one doesn’t give a shit if it gets carved up as long as they win
wiredferret.bsky.social
Those color choices are so so perfect.
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burnunit.mom
top 3 customer service reps when you tell them you want to use a different name from the deadname:
1. trans women who are in the same position
2. Gay cis ladies with trans partners
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3. cis people who apologize that their system won’t let them add a preferred name but have a trans nephew
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whysharksmatter.bsky.social
Friends, some advice if you plan on spending time outside in an animal costume, sharing for no particular reason:

-You will sweat a lot more than you think. Have water/snacks

-You cannot move well (the Left Shark guy is a trained experienced professional dancer). Don’t run or you’ll trip and fall.
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cola.baby
Unionmade in LA. Sold at cost. (I make $0.00 profit.)

Only available to email subscribers

bit.ly/cola-email

Dropping tonight
Design comp. White background. Cola smiley logo top left. Under it in black text: PROTEST TEE

Art: Black longsleeve tee template with white text on inside right and left sleeves

Bottom text in black:

Inside right sleeve: Spanish

Inside left sleeve: English White text. This is the artwork on left sleeve.

1. "Am I free to go?" If not: "Am I being detained?"
2. "I choose to remain silent. I want to speak to a lawyer."
3. "I do not consent to a search."
4. Besides 1-3, STFU.
5. Seriously, STFU.
6. National Lawyers Guild Chicago (872) 465-4244 Spanish artwork:

1. "¿Soy libre de irme?"
Si no: "¿Me están deteniendo?"
2. "Deseo permanecer en silencio. Quiero hablar con un abogado."
3. "No doy mi consentimiento para un registro."
4. Además de 1-3, cállate.
5. En serio, cállate.
6. Gremio Nacional de
Abogados
(872) 465-4244
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hevansdev.bsky.social
"One must imagine Sisyphus responding to CFPs"
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periapocalipticdad.bsky.social
"this thing that will materially erode society is a good business decision" is a big part of why we are where we are.
hypervisible.blacksky.app
“Another former OpenAI employee who also was not authorized to speak publicly argued that releasing a deepfake AI social media platform was the right business decision, even if it contributes to the collapse of everyone's shared sense of reality.” 💀
Sora gives deepfakes 'a publicist and a distribution deal.' It could change the internet
OpenAI's new hit app has unleashed a new wave of AI slop across the internet. But what happens when there are no rules over hyper-realistic synthetic videos?
www.npr.org
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tanadrin.bsky.social
all scientists can be classified according to just two variables: whether they're more mad physics or mad biology, and whether their hubris is in calling up what cannot be put down, or seeking to understand what no man was meant to know
we were definitely not meant to know about that worm with a hundred buttholes, for instance
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propcazhpm.bsky.social
Exactly right.

Both W.E.B. Du Bois and Paul Robeson had their passports revoked for political speech and were prevented from traveling.

As a scholar and a performer, they each had to rely on friends and mutual aid to support their families because retaliation affected their livelihood.
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Horrifically creepy and emblematic of this rape-coded administration, but also a govt employee staying at the fuckin ritz on a business trip shows you how much the DC world has changed since the DOJ muffin scandal of 2011.
donmoyn.bsky.social
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
wiredferret.bsky.social
Baz has his first day of substitute teaching today, so I'm up early to take a first day of school pic!
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jdsargan.bsky.social
It's true: I wrote a book. And what's more, the book is done and soon you'll be able to own a copy. And what's more more, if you want a hard copy you can order one for 50% off now, with the code SAR50. And if you want it digitally, it'll be open access!

www.arc-humanities.org/978180270163...
Trans Histories of the Medieval Book - Arc Humanities Press
Archival collections are political spaces: the decisions that govern whose histories are preserved, when, and by whom are not neutral. They reflect the commu...
www.arc-humanities.org
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kathrynck.bsky.social
In which, as usual, prosody does almost all the indexical and semantic work at the same time and the lexical content is just along for the ride
artofchira.bsky.social
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
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moryan.bsky.social
If you're watching the situation in Chicago from afar & want to help, on the off chance you have spare $$, you can give to the Midwest Immigrant Bond Fund, which posts "bond for individuals held in the custody of ICE w ties to IL, IN, KY & WI who cannot afford to pay"
www.mibfc.org/helpusgrow
How to Help MIBFC — Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
wiredferret.bsky.social
The alien abductees were startled to find themselves under observation.
A fluffy tabby kitten and a black kitten, both in loaf format, stare back at the camera
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lukesteuber.com
I made a four thousand citation spreadsheet once demonstrating that we could increase GDP by almost 3% if we adequately cared for disabilities in the workforce

I mean this is more than just that and also I hid the dollar amounts because it could be used for evil but still
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gregpak.net
* hoppening
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
wiredferret.bsky.social
Thank you! It's one of the tidiest knitting charts I've ever used, even had markings for catching floats.
wiredferret.bsky.social
Three holes where the little wretch licked and nibbled it to death.

Good thing he's cute.