Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally. He / him.
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Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
· Oct 15
Waiting for one of these to call me a motherfucker, as per the internet.
Wishing you luck mate, you're a but far away from me, my tech guy lives half a mile away. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wishing you luck mate, you're a but far away from me, my tech guy lives half a mile away. 🤣
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Harlen Coben's "What the ever shitting fuck?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Harlen Coben's "What the ever shitting fuck?"
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Can you imagine if Keir Starmer were constrained in pursuit of his ambitious and daring agenda by those overcautious Eurocrats?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can you imagine if Keir Starmer were constrained in pursuit of his ambitious and daring agenda by those overcautious Eurocrats?
Ah, yes. Because removing fire stops other things from continuing to burn.
I realise it probably wasn a moment for rational thinking.
I realise it probably wasn a moment for rational thinking.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Ah, yes. Because removing fire stops other things from continuing to burn.
I realise it probably wasn a moment for rational thinking.
I realise it probably wasn a moment for rational thinking.
I'm quite baffled by him picking it up again, as if to offer more fire.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm quite baffled by him picking it up again, as if to offer more fire.
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FACT OF THE DAY.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
FACT OF THE DAY.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
Get paid as much money as possible for doing as little work as possible and then tell them to shove it when they piss you off too much.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Get paid as much money as possible for doing as little work as possible and then tell them to shove it when they piss you off too much.
I find myself thinking "what the fucking fuck?" more and more often these days.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I find myself thinking "what the fucking fuck?" more and more often these days.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, Charlie Brown.
Look upon my works, Charlie Brown, and despair
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, Charlie Brown.
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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
Because cunts, mate.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Because cunts, mate.
Beavis and butthead, after their failed second marriages, when a judge has ruled they're a danger to their kids.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Beavis and butthead, after their failed second marriages, when a judge has ruled they're a danger to their kids.
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It's amazing how often I have cause to post this cartoon of mine. Two armchairs vulgarly roasting each other.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's amazing how often I have cause to post this cartoon of mine. Two armchairs vulgarly roasting each other.
I think it would have been less embarrassing for both of them if they'd just been wanking each other off whilst dressed as little Bo peep.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think it would have been less embarrassing for both of them if they'd just been wanking each other off whilst dressed as little Bo peep.
Well, yes, but it's earned.
"Can I sing one?"
No.
"Why can't my girlfriend sing one?"
Because I'm here to sing.
"But she wants to" "play some Oasis"
Fuck off.
"Can I sing one?"
No.
"Why can't my girlfriend sing one?"
Because I'm here to sing.
"But she wants to" "play some Oasis"
Fuck off.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well, yes, but it's earned.
"Can I sing one?"
No.
"Why can't my girlfriend sing one?"
Because I'm here to sing.
"But she wants to" "play some Oasis"
Fuck off.
"Can I sing one?"
No.
"Why can't my girlfriend sing one?"
Because I'm here to sing.
"But she wants to" "play some Oasis"
Fuck off.
Inexhaustible, and exhausting, both at the same time.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Inexhaustible, and exhausting, both at the same time.
We wouldn't need fossil fuels, nuclear power or even the usual renewable sources of energy ever again, if we could just harness the power of twats.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We wouldn't need fossil fuels, nuclear power or even the usual renewable sources of energy ever again, if we could just harness the power of twats.