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Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
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Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally. He / him.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · Oct 15
Waiting for one of these to call me a motherfucker, as per the internet.
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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 1h
This is just to say

I have eaten
3kg
Of cola bottles

Which was
Medically
Ill advised
And bunged me up
Completely
With gelatin

Forgive me
I had a hankering
And also
Ate a carvery
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 17h
If people in frog costumes bring down trump it may be the funniest thing ever.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 17h
You're a beautiful person. I'm just going to open a couple more windows, ok?
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 17h
I've no idea what the context is but I couldn't agree more.
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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 17h
I love you Glen but shove your bagpipes up your arse
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 17h
All the time.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 18h
Had the most lovely night out with my sweetheart. May or may not have gotten quite a long way into a bottle of brandy.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 18h
Magnificent.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 22h
Taking my wife out for Coq au Vin.

Which I've had to assure her is not code for a bunk up in a vivaro.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
Weird jerks. The puppets moved strangely too.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
A friend on FB just commented in a group called "The Lee Anderson appreciation society" and I went to have a look and THEY WERE BEING FUCKING SERIOUS.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
I once grew some excellent peas.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 1d
I won the Nobel piece prize for my piece
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
Ok, but only if I can be Dexter.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
The difference between trump and people who win Nobel peace prizes is that they didn't set out to win a Nobel peace prize.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
Id kill for that workshop.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
Refreshing.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
An anti authoritarian Hispanic woman? Man, he's going to shit himself inside out when someone explains it all to him very slowly and clearly.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 1d
My point was not about whether he himself would change, of course he won't, rather that people would be foolish to expect him to devote himself to running the country, and probably shouldn't trust him to do so.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 2d
I suppose those who think ol' frog face will be the next PM just assume he's going to give up his million quid side grifts and put the interests of the country first, right?
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 2d
Found myself wondering if Nick Griffin was dead.
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Brian @bwianair.bsky.social · 2d
Somebody's not dealing well with Sharon taking the kids.
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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 2d
Yer da’s been decorating the zafira
POV: you are stuck in London traffic behind a 2008 Vauxhall minivan adorned with various right wing slogans including “RIP LONDON KHAN AND STARMER GAVE FCUKED YOU! HONK IF YOU HATE EM!” & “Starmer stop the boats”. The license place is “RIP BE” and there are pictures of a demonic looking Keir Starmer and Sadiq Khan adorning the bumper and rear window. England and Union Jack flags fly from the rear windows
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 3d
Tell me that she's reading what she's saying out loud, thinking it through, then agreeing that it makes sense.

Tell me that, with a straight face.

You fucking can't.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 3d
Here's what I don't understand about Kemi Badenoch, right....

Everything. Fucking everything. How can anyone function with a brain so devoid of activity?
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 3d
It. It. Wouldn't it be lovely. It. Not IT. It.
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 3d
Wouldn't be lovely if everything could just stop being so fucking stupid for a bit?
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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 3d
Unclean, unclean.
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