Joan le Sensenic
@sensenic.bsky.social
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Dork magna cum laude, #EpicPal master. Not much to say. Also: @[email protected] on Mastodon @joan_sensenic on Twitter, but as read only, not posting any more on there.
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Fil de coses xules q me vagi currant x aquí
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gaudipern.bsky.social
The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.
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156. 🎬 #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
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#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou was looking fine as a very black satire but it gets way over the top as it goes, and it becomes Too Much, to the point it takes me out.
#Sitges2025
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) ⭐ 7.3 | Comedy, Drama, Thriller
1h 53m | R
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sensenic.bsky.social
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou was looking fine as a very black satire but it gets way over the top as it goes, and it becomes Too Much, to the point it takes me out.
#Sitges2025
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) ⭐ 7.3 | Comedy, Drama, Thriller
1h 53m | R
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gingerhaze.bsky.social
Oh here’s an old She-Ra piece I never posted bc it’s wonky as hell but I still like that butt
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frankexchange.bsky.social
I certainly hope nobody will ask Visa, American Express and PayPal if that's not against their ToS. :3
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sinsational.bsky.social
i feel like "infinitely generating AI waifus for a reasonably affluent demographic" hoping to skate by on whales handing your machine tens of thousands of dollars is a lot less viable than people think it is. this works for gachas explicitly because it doesn't require per-use maintenance costs
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catacalypto.bsky.social
this is the “break glass in case of not enough potentially monetizing users”
quantian.bsky.social
October 2025
AI gooning is the master of the Internet
Only Claude stands against it
Waifus are now battlefields
sensenic.bsky.social
sensenic.bsky.social
#Bulk was another of those that make you wonder what they were smoking & it's all meta, about cinema & storytelling. Unlike the "diamond" one, tho, this one was not headache inducing & the excuse plot was more coherent, so I was able to enjoy it & laugh along.
#Sitges2025
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Bulk (2025) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Romance, Sci-Fi
1h 35m
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sensenic.bsky.social
#Bulk was another of those that make you wonder what they were smoking & it's all meta, about cinema & storytelling. Unlike the "diamond" one, tho, this one was not headache inducing & the excuse plot was more coherent, so I was able to enjoy it & laugh along.
#Sitges2025
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Bulk (2025) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Romance, Sci-Fi
1h 35m
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What if corporations talked about other things we don't want the same way they talk about AI?

"Poisonous mushrooms are here to stay, so here's 10 delicious poisonous mushroom recipes!"

"Mosquitoes are here to stay, so our new line of laptops are filled with live mosquitoes!"
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papapishu.bsky.social
Due to complex copyright reasons they can’t use the spider man set online so they had to come up with a set that’s exactly the same but with none of the spider man stuff, so they made a fantasy equivalent for the bagel.
Perfected Pastry card 1

Artifact - Food
Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1
counter on up to one target creature.
Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
2
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3
life and draw a card.

A mouse who is a chef holds up a pastry
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movieapprentice.bsky.social
And film #3 was #honeybunch, a film that took its time to really kick in, but once it did, I had this fresh if not slightly morbid charm, that excelled once the picture became clear alongside our memory troubled lead. The theme of devotion is a huge aspect executed well.
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154. 🎬 #HoneyBunch
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#HoneyBunch gave me a bad feeling with its beginning, but it ended up actually being a highly enjoyable thriller. Highly recommended, though the ending goes on for too long, & the parallelism epilogue was not needed at all. #Sitges2025
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Honey Bunch (2025) ⭐ 6.2 | Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
1h 53m
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sensenic.bsky.social
#HoneyBunch gave me a bad feeling with its beginning, but it ended up actually being a highly enjoyable thriller. Highly recommended, though the ending goes on for too long, & the parallelism epilogue was not needed at all. #Sitges2025
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Honey Bunch (2025) ⭐ 6.2 | Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
1h 53m
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.
Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."
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cronopia.bsky.social
Cuando llegue otro 7 de octubre (que llegará), volverán a preguntarse por qué.
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cronopia.bsky.social
Vale, ya he leído lo de las deportaciones, los "errores" en las listas de los liberados y la prohibición de celebraciones. Es obscena tantísima maldad. Y hay gente que aplaude el "plan de paz"...esto es solo un punto y seguido en la humillación y el exterminio.
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cronopia.bsky.social
He visto a los rehenes israelíes reunirse con sus familias pero no a los palestinos reunirse con las suyas. ¿No hay imágenes? ¿O es que ya los están borrando del mapa para que solo se hable de los vencedores?
sensenic.bsky.social
153. 🎬 #어쩔수가없다 / #NoOtherChoice
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#어쩔수가없다 (AKA #NoOtherChoice) és una divertida sàtira del capitalisme salvatge, etc. Ta bé, però es fa llarga, i it's been done tot plegat.
#Sitges2025
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No Other Choice (2025) ⭐ 8.0 | Comedy, Crime, Drama
2h 19m
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sensenic.bsky.social
#어쩔수가없다 (AKA #NoOtherChoice) és una divertida sàtira del capitalisme salvatge, etc. Ta bé, però es fa llarga, i it's been done tot plegat.
#Sitges2025
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No Other Choice (2025) ⭐ 8.0 | Comedy, Crime, Drama
2h 19m
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davidosland.bsky.social
On the centenary of Thatcher's birth, there have been predictable calls for a memorial to her memory. But Britain's 2300 food banks serve that purpose already.
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stupidhoroscope.bsky.social
Thank you for my favorite input tutorial message of all time, Zortch 2
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152. 🎬 #ThatThingWithFeathers
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#ThatThingWithFeathers was eh. Well acted? Yeah. Emotionally impactful? sure, but little merit given the subject. It shows your average manpain of dude who is incapable of taking care of the house or kids & processes his emotions mostly thru anger? Yeah *sigh*
#Sitges2025
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The Thing with Feathers (2025) ⭐ 6.5 | Drama
1h 38m
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