Chortle Marx
@sexomarxist.bsky.social
Not actually Karl Marx, who is 207 years old and also dead
He/him
He/him
Pinned
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It's never the correct politicians dying 😭
Colorado state senator killed in multi-vehicle crash south of Denver
Colorado state senator killed in multi-vehicle crash south of Denver
Faith Winter, a Broomfield Democrat, was a fierce advocate for transit. She was entering her 12th and final year as a state lawmaker.
coloradosun.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's never the correct politicians dying 😭
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Broke: a moist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Broke: a moist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
Broke: a moist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Broke: a moist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
Woke: a Maoist turkey for Thanksgiving
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HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
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if only the indigenous peoples of north america had therizinosaurs... all of history could have been changed!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
if only the indigenous peoples of north america had therizinosaurs... all of history could have been changed!!
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Never ask a woman her age,
a man his salary,
a white supremacist his wife's skin color
a man his salary,
a white supremacist his wife's skin color
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Never ask a woman her age,
a man his salary,
a white supremacist his wife's skin color
a man his salary,
a white supremacist his wife's skin color
Public education needs to be seen as an essential pillar of democracy. Conservatives removed that pillar, and our democracy and in fact our whole society is failing now because of it.
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Public education needs to be seen as an essential pillar of democracy. Conservatives removed that pillar, and our democracy and in fact our whole society is failing now because of it.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle!
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In less than an hour we'll all be dead
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In less than an hour we'll all be dead
All 4 comics are pretty good today!
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
All 4 comics are pretty good today!
"As you can see, Sean, things are getting very chaotic and dangerous out here"
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"As you can see, Sean, things are getting very chaotic and dangerous out here"
Great moments in socio-onomastic history
At one point the New England Patriots had Jarvis Green, whose name was completely contained within teammate Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis's name
Also Wikipedia tells me I'm wrong but I SWEAR I remember Cameron Heyward and Heyward Cameron being teammates on the New Orleans Saints
Also Wikipedia tells me I'm wrong but I SWEAR I remember Cameron Heyward and Heyward Cameron being teammates on the New Orleans Saints
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Great moments in socio-onomastic history
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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Can anyone in print media help with this
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Can anyone in print media help with this
Can anyone in print media help with this
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Can anyone in print media help with this
Trump is literally Master Shake. I can't unhear it
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Trump is literally Master Shake. I can't unhear it
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Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
One of my favorite parts of remix culture is when a great artist challenges themselves to take a terrible song and make it into a bop
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One of my favorite parts of remix culture is when a great artist challenges themselves to take a terrible song and make it into a bop
If America was fascist then why was my wife allowed to divorce me? TWICE???
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If America was fascist then why was my wife allowed to divorce me? TWICE???
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Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.
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“If you're arguing against us while using our language, we're winning."
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged
Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“If you're arguing against us while using our language, we're winning."
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged