Amy
@shadowqueene.bsky.social
Preemie mom and cat servant. Doer of crafts. Typo hunter by trade, nonsensical by choice. Chaotic good. She/her.
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Amy
@shadowqueene.bsky.social
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I was told to make a Christmas wishlist for B's first Christmas, so I did. I tried to stick to "something you want, something you need, something to wear, something to read."
Maybe help a broke mommy give her little NICU warrior a good first Christmas? It's been a really rough 6 months.
Maybe help a broke mommy give her little NICU warrior a good first Christmas? It's been a really rough 6 months.
I'm sure it is exhausting coming up with a new way to say "I don't know anything about that" every five minutes 🙄
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm sure it is exhausting coming up with a new way to say "I don't know anything about that" every five minutes 🙄
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The hardest part about being broke at Xmas with a baby is that most of his presents are kind of right in between wants and needs, things he could really use for his development right now, but I have to put the few things I could get in a closet and wait, because if I don't he won't have presents.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The hardest part about being broke at Xmas with a baby is that most of his presents are kind of right in between wants and needs, things he could really use for his development right now, but I have to put the few things I could get in a closet and wait, because if I don't he won't have presents.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Teaching B to be independent in small, age-appropriate ways (like settling himself down by hugging a stuffed animal for 5mins while I make a bottle) while also remembering how my issues are a result of too much independence too soon, is a trip. (The hugging does work for him though, I'm proud)
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Teaching B to be independent in small, age-appropriate ways (like settling himself down by hugging a stuffed animal for 5mins while I make a bottle) while also remembering how my issues are a result of too much independence too soon, is a trip. (The hugging does work for him though, I'm proud)
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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this is. highly relevant to me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
this is. highly relevant to me.
You haven't seen someone proud of themselves until you've seen a 7 month old drink from a sippy cup all by themselves
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You haven't seen someone proud of themselves until you've seen a 7 month old drink from a sippy cup all by themselves
I'm really sad about my favorite supervisor getting laid off
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'm really sad about my favorite supervisor getting laid off
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Artist is TenderRebellions on IG
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Artist is TenderRebellions on IG
[ having a conversation about gendered toys and clothes for kids ]
Me: ...but glitter is for NO ONE, fuck the devil's confetti
Me: ...but glitter is for NO ONE, fuck the devil's confetti
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
[ having a conversation about gendered toys and clothes for kids ]
Me: ...but glitter is for NO ONE, fuck the devil's confetti
Me: ...but glitter is for NO ONE, fuck the devil's confetti
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my cell phone is shut off .
it's all getting harder and worse.
please help me
it's all getting harder and worse.
please help me
please send tips
i am
1) out of dog food
2) out of cat food
3) my HRT been gone since last Thursday and it's all at the pharmacy i just gotta get it like it's dice and im yahtzee
4) cell phone abt to be shut off
5) empty fridge and tummy
life be wild right now
a bitch is fuckjin strugglin
i am
1) out of dog food
2) out of cat food
3) my HRT been gone since last Thursday and it's all at the pharmacy i just gotta get it like it's dice and im yahtzee
4) cell phone abt to be shut off
5) empty fridge and tummy
life be wild right now
a bitch is fuckjin strugglin
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my cell phone is shut off .
it's all getting harder and worse.
please help me
it's all getting harder and worse.
please help me
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I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
*siiiiiiiigh*
We're doing this again??
We're doing this again??
More people are getting addicted to marijuana, but fewer are seeking treatment.
More people are addicted to marijuana, but fewer of them are seeking help, experts say
Cannabis use among young adults has reached historic levels, with nearly 18 million Americans using marijuana daily in 2022.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
*siiiiiiiigh*
We're doing this again??
We're doing this again??
Thin walls are great. Who doesn't love leaving your baby playing happily in his playpen while you run to the kitchen to grab a snack, and then you hear a baby screaming at the top of their lungs so you have to run and check, only to discover that it's not your baby screaming
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Thin walls are great. Who doesn't love leaving your baby playing happily in his playpen while you run to the kitchen to grab a snack, and then you hear a baby screaming at the top of their lungs so you have to run and check, only to discover that it's not your baby screaming
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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The fascism is here
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The fascism is here
Re: device hoarding
Are they going to call it hoarding when we drive our currently 10yo car until the wheels fall off, because by the time it's paid off, we'll have spent 25k on a 15yo car and don't want to turn around and immediately spend even more on one just as old?
Are they going to call it hoarding when we drive our currently 10yo car until the wheels fall off, because by the time it's paid off, we'll have spent 25k on a 15yo car and don't want to turn around and immediately spend even more on one just as old?
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Re: device hoarding
Are they going to call it hoarding when we drive our currently 10yo car until the wheels fall off, because by the time it's paid off, we'll have spent 25k on a 15yo car and don't want to turn around and immediately spend even more on one just as old?
Are they going to call it hoarding when we drive our currently 10yo car until the wheels fall off, because by the time it's paid off, we'll have spent 25k on a 15yo car and don't want to turn around and immediately spend even more on one just as old?
Fuck this day. Smoke alarm went off for no reason that I can find right after I clocked in, and then I open my email and see that one of my favorite people (the training supervisor who I'd hoped to work with directly, eventually) got laid off.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fuck this day. Smoke alarm went off for no reason that I can find right after I clocked in, and then I open my email and see that one of my favorite people (the training supervisor who I'd hoped to work with directly, eventually) got laid off.
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
B has a new trick! If you blow a kiss at him, he smacks his lips right back at you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
B has a new trick! If you blow a kiss at him, he smacks his lips right back at you.
Me, buying ground turkey because I can't afford beef: So the food I'm stuck with against my will has eaten the food I actually wanted but can't afford? Awesome 🙃
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Me, buying ground turkey because I can't afford beef: So the food I'm stuck with against my will has eaten the food I actually wanted but can't afford? Awesome 🙃
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At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
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I am of the simple opinion that stuff like this is the peak of human endeavour and we can cut it out with the missiles and demonic computers in favour of getting really good at a cool little thing
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I am of the simple opinion that stuff like this is the peak of human endeavour and we can cut it out with the missiles and demonic computers in favour of getting really good at a cool little thing
How desperate my brain is for literally anything different to do because the last 100 days have all been exactly the same and I feel like I'm losing my mind: I *volunteered* to fold laundry & vacuum if M would cook dinner. I hate doing both, that's why they're on his list and cooking is on mine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
How desperate my brain is for literally anything different to do because the last 100 days have all been exactly the same and I feel like I'm losing my mind: I *volunteered* to fold laundry & vacuum if M would cook dinner. I hate doing both, that's why they're on his list and cooking is on mine.