shamblebot
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Recent emigre from the bad site, perpetual idealist and hopeless snob
What if they made the whole skeleton out of this
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
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January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What if they made the whole skeleton out of this
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The website for 38-year-olds leans forward in its chair
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The website for 38-year-olds leans forward in its chair
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a line from a movie that plays over and over in my head is Cate Blanchett as Queen Elizabeth saying "Am I to be made of stone? Must I be touched by nothing?" I think of it whenever someone tells me "that was not an appropriate time to laugh," which is a semi-regular occurrence
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
a line from a movie that plays over and over in my head is Cate Blanchett as Queen Elizabeth saying "Am I to be made of stone? Must I be touched by nothing?" I think of it whenever someone tells me "that was not an appropriate time to laugh," which is a semi-regular occurrence
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instead of a fanboy the ideal creative director for lucasfilm is someone who doesn’t give a shit about star wars but does care about making good movies and TV
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
instead of a fanboy the ideal creative director for lucasfilm is someone who doesn’t give a shit about star wars but does care about making good movies and TV
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Really loved this piece. It's time to talk like the grownups we are.
TODAY on @theflytrapmedia.com, and unpaywalled for all, I'm talking about algospeak, cuteification, and the implications of softening language about hard things.
Algospeak Will Be the Unaliving of Me
Maybe we want to bare our teeth.
www.theflytrapmedia.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Really loved this piece. It's time to talk like the grownups we are.
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This is one of the best of these I’ve seen. It really almost got me.
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
This is one of the best of these I’ve seen. It really almost got me.
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“we are going to viciously Main Character people over innocuous shit” is maybe not the best way to get people to migrate away from the Generates CSAM At Will app
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
“we are going to viciously Main Character people over innocuous shit” is maybe not the best way to get people to migrate away from the Generates CSAM At Will app
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Gently, some of y’all have got to recover from being called “weird” in high school and start blocking people instead of trying to convince them you’re not. Be weird and distance yourself from the people who are too embarrassed to be weird themselves.
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Gently, some of y’all have got to recover from being called “weird” in high school and start blocking people instead of trying to convince them you’re not. Be weird and distance yourself from the people who are too embarrassed to be weird themselves.
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I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!
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January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
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trans people: we exist
society: ok
dung beetle ed sheeran: 🎶im in love with this shape of poop🎵
society: ok
dung beetle ed sheeran: 🎶im in love with this shape of poop🎵
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
trans people: we exist
society: ok
dung beetle ed sheeran: 🎶im in love with this shape of poop🎵
society: ok
dung beetle ed sheeran: 🎶im in love with this shape of poop🎵
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It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.
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woke up to news yesterday that we'd captured a president. I guess I didn't know that was a goal we were working towards. the wording was funny to me. "we got a president." ok. will we capture more? bring them all to new york? build a house to put them in? televise it? who's next?
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
woke up to news yesterday that we'd captured a president. I guess I didn't know that was a goal we were working towards. the wording was funny to me. "we got a president." ok. will we capture more? bring them all to new york? build a house to put them in? televise it? who's next?
She said don’t you dare think about being productive
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
She said don’t you dare think about being productive
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
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lrt: i know it's not the most important but i really need the us to be stripped of the olympics and the world cup it's like bare minimum ""sanction"" and it wouldn't even be from one particular country
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
lrt: i know it's not the most important but i really need the us to be stripped of the olympics and the world cup it's like bare minimum ""sanction"" and it wouldn't even be from one particular country
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none of this is legal. none of this is normal. feel free to tell anyone who says otherwise to fuck off.
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
none of this is legal. none of this is normal. feel free to tell anyone who says otherwise to fuck off.
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Claudia Sheinbaum could do the funniest thing right about now.
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Claudia Sheinbaum could do the funniest thing right about now.
I don’t normally go for the appearance critique but damn why does she look like Other Mother from Coraline
Maria Corina Machado in November at the American World Business Forum in Miami promising a “massive privatization program” in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I don’t normally go for the appearance critique but damn why does she look like Other Mother from Coraline
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Flow of narcotics into the United States quadruples as the CIA, DEA, and DoD all open clandestine funding lines to different and opposed armed Venezuelan “opposition” entities.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Flow of narcotics into the United States quadruples as the CIA, DEA, and DoD all open clandestine funding lines to different and opposed armed Venezuelan “opposition” entities.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this