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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 7h

So much fun!

Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 7h

I ate an edible.

Now I’m eating fruit snacks, gold fish, and cookies.

If only I still had apple juice or chocolate milk, I could totally pull off “world’s highest middle aged toddler.”

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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 14h

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 14h

A thought I never expected to have: House of Windsor currently beating the US government on transparency and accountability.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14h

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 13h

The Walton family surely does

Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 16h

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 12h

I maintain that every one of these people should be forced to live on SNAP for a month.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13h

Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.

He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."

Rep. Clay Higgins:

There are 22 million American households receiving SNAP benefits for groceries, at $4200 per year on average.
Try to get your head wrapped around how many pantries you can stock with $4200 dollars in properly shopped groceries.
Any American who has been receiving $4200 dollars per year of free groceries and does NOT have at least 1 month of groceries stocked should never again receive SNAP, because wow, stop smoking crack.

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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 11h

May I suggest lanyards from Thread Wallets?

I used one of their wrist lanyards and one of their wallets for the better part of a decade, upgrading not because they’d broken, but because I decided I “deserved” new ones after that many years.

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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 11h

I hope Charles sends his own removal men and just declares all of Andrew’s and Fergie’s shit as property of the crown.

Let him and Fergie leave with the clothes on their backs and nothing else.

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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 12h

ROTTEN

Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 16h

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19h

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

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Caitlin Gilbert @caitlingilbert.bsky.social · 1d

I’m crying

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdani’s policies.

“I’m Bill DeBlasio. I’ve always been Bill DeBlasio,” DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida.

“I never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,” DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. “So I just gave him my opinion.”

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

When I explain that boycotting an election over an issue has never once forced a politician to embrace that issue, I'm not "scolding people to vote." I'm explaining reality.

Feel free to sit on your ass! Just don't pretend that your lazy apathy is somehow going to advance your agenda.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22h

Hurting Donnie’s feelings is now treason.

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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 17h

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

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Jennifer @simplyjennifer.bsky.social · 12h

Oh my goodness, that’s a *bonkers* dream!

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Michelle Marie @mmludz.bsky.social · 17h

This is just fucking WILD!

Caitlin Gilbert @caitlingilbert.bsky.social · 1d

I’m crying

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 5d

Can’t believe no one’s opened a sperm bank called “Get a Load of This Guy.” Like… how is marketing just leaving money on the table and in the cup?

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