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Skakerman
@skakerman.bsky.social
· Oct 8
Going to be the first time traveler to eat a tiktaalik po'boy
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sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
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Probably should try to do more on here than political reposts and whatsit
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Probably should try to do more on here than political reposts and whatsit
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because they don’t deserve our fear
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
because they don’t deserve our fear
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If you thought your “only a rich man could be powerful” bogeyman George Soros was scary wait’ll you meet the collective strength of the working class
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 AM
If you thought your “only a rich man could be powerful” bogeyman George Soros was scary wait’ll you meet the collective strength of the working class
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the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine
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SEO-funded games journalism is in freefall with no floor and it's up to you now to fund quality coverage out of pocket. Support @aftermath.site, @remapradio.bsky.social, @secondwindgroup.com, @vgbees.com, @rogue.site, @skyboxcritics.com, @bloodgodpod.bsky.social, @mothership.blog, @3ma.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
SEO-funded games journalism is in freefall with no floor and it's up to you now to fund quality coverage out of pocket. Support @aftermath.site, @remapradio.bsky.social, @secondwindgroup.com, @vgbees.com, @rogue.site, @skyboxcritics.com, @bloodgodpod.bsky.social, @mothership.blog, @3ma.bsky.social
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This image is more brutal than any roast I’ve seen yet today.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
This image is more brutal than any roast I’ve seen yet today.
I'm not directly building the Torment Nexus but I am building tools we sell to companies so they can build the Torment Nexus faster and that's been weighing on me.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I'm not directly building the Torment Nexus but I am building tools we sell to companies so they can build the Torment Nexus faster and that's been weighing on me.
Letting myself buy a romance manga (because of the horrors)
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Letting myself buy a romance manga (because of the horrors)
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So this is super flattering, I got nominated for being one of the best Timberborn streamers of 2025 ❤️
store.steampowered.com/news/app/106...
If I win the vote I get a custom named beaver in the game going forward (and also a cash prize)
store.steampowered.com/news/app/106...
If I win the vote I get a custom named beaver in the game going forward (and also a cash prize)
Timberborn - Timberborn 2025 Wrap-up and Golden Log Awards - Steam News
With 1.0 around the corner, let’s look back at the past 12 months… and maybe give back to our amazing community?
store.steampowered.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
So this is super flattering, I got nominated for being one of the best Timberborn streamers of 2025 ❤️
store.steampowered.com/news/app/106...
If I win the vote I get a custom named beaver in the game going forward (and also a cash prize)
store.steampowered.com/news/app/106...
If I win the vote I get a custom named beaver in the game going forward (and also a cash prize)
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
After 2 days of learning C. Viper combo trials and messing around in practice mode: "Damn she's cool, I might've found a new main. I've got a good handle on her, I should run a CPU match."
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
After 2 days of learning C. Viper combo trials and messing around in practice mode: "Damn she's cool, I might've found a new main. I've got a good handle on her, I should run a CPU match."
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
I've been up since 4:00 because of my sweet fussy baby but I did just finally pull a Flareon EX so maybe today won't be awful
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I've been up since 4:00 because of my sweet fussy baby but I did just finally pull a Flareon EX so maybe today won't be awful
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If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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I think all the time about how Ray Kurzweil's dad died young and then Kurzweil spent his entire life imagining a world where a magic moment would arrive where technology suddenly advanced so quickly he could somehow get his dad back.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think all the time about how Ray Kurzweil's dad died young and then Kurzweil spent his entire life imagining a world where a magic moment would arrive where technology suddenly advanced so quickly he could somehow get his dad back.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
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It really does feel like publishers are turning a big dial labelled AI back and forth and judging the audience reception right now www.rogue.site/editorials/g...
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It really does feel like publishers are turning a big dial labelled AI back and forth and judging the audience reception right now www.rogue.site/editorials/g...