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Skakerman
@skakerman.bsky.social
· Oct 8
Going to be the first time traveler to eat a tiktaalik po'boy
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
After 2 days of learning C. Viper combo trials and messing around in practice mode: "Damn she's cool, I might've found a new main. I've got a good handle on her, I should run a CPU match."
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
After 2 days of learning C. Viper combo trials and messing around in practice mode: "Damn she's cool, I might've found a new main. I've got a good handle on her, I should run a CPU match."
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
Immediately gets smoked by a level 4 Marisa.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car
I've been up since 4:00 because of my sweet fussy baby but I did just finally pull a Flareon EX so maybe today won't be awful
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I've been up since 4:00 because of my sweet fussy baby but I did just finally pull a Flareon EX so maybe today won't be awful
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If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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I think all the time about how Ray Kurzweil's dad died young and then Kurzweil spent his entire life imagining a world where a magic moment would arrive where technology suddenly advanced so quickly he could somehow get his dad back.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think all the time about how Ray Kurzweil's dad died young and then Kurzweil spent his entire life imagining a world where a magic moment would arrive where technology suddenly advanced so quickly he could somehow get his dad back.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
It's very sad and very sweet, but that does not make it real.
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
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every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
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It really does feel like publishers are turning a big dial labelled AI back and forth and judging the audience reception right now www.rogue.site/editorials/g...
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It really does feel like publishers are turning a big dial labelled AI back and forth and judging the audience reception right now www.rogue.site/editorials/g...
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"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
Took a bit of time for me to get a full listen in but the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album "Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan" is an absolute delight.
A great listen in a time when so much produced media is designed to illicit outrage.
A great listen in a time when so much produced media is designed to illicit outrage.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Took a bit of time for me to get a full listen in but the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album "Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan" is an absolute delight.
A great listen in a time when so much produced media is designed to illicit outrage.
A great listen in a time when so much produced media is designed to illicit outrage.
Too bad bluesky doesn't have drafts because I'd have mine filled with my complicated gen AI use thoughts
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Too bad bluesky doesn't have drafts because I'd have mine filled with my complicated gen AI use thoughts
Tonight was good. It had been too long since I had a good in person hang with friends
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tonight was good. It had been too long since I had a good in person hang with friends
The parasocial relationships I have with the houses along my walking path in the neighborhood
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The parasocial relationships I have with the houses along my walking path in the neighborhood
How much do I need to pay for access to NYT without Ross Douthat op-ed pieces
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
How much do I need to pay for access to NYT without Ross Douthat op-ed pieces
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Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
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"But we told them to vote for Cuomo?!" the party leaders will say as they throw their hands in the air in exasperation
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"But we told them to vote for Cuomo?!" the party leaders will say as they throw their hands in the air in exasperation