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J-P Voilleque
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I recently remembered Joe Frank and now it's kinda all I think about. That & D&D. & the Portland Timbers and soccer broadly. And books. & gardening & cooking. Work at SAG-AFTRA. He/him.

During Orange Interregnum 1 I wrote http://trimptromptrump.com
If you were in your twenties in the seventies you are in your seventies in the twenties and I think that's neat.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social hey man what the fuck this album is so good.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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hi, can you do me a favor?

take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them

thank you, this is for science

here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Will's on a low engagement farming list that I subscribe to so I'm also muting his name to clear out the crashout reporting, as I cannot establish any context and Will crashing out is never news.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The sword that seals the darkness.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Yes they played in a snowstorm 🤣🍁

Atlético #Ottawa top Cavalry FC in driving snowstorm to win 1st ever CPL title
David Rodriguez's pair of goals lift Ottawa to North Star Cup

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Atlético Ottawa top Cavalry FC in driving snowstorm to win 1st ever CPL title | CBC News
A pair of goals from David Rodriguez led Atlético Ottawa to a 2-1 win over Cavalry FC and their first ever North Star Cup on a snowy night in the nation's capital.
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I painted Bob Ross as a mage tonight on my Twitch stream. He's from Dragon Trappers Lodge.
#PaintingMiniatures #miniatures #minipainting
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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one of these headlines is not like the others
-Myanmar blows up KK Park scam compound
-Yanluowang ransomware IAB pleads guilty
-US CBO hacked by foreign APT
-Singapore to punish scammers with cane beatings
-Chrome will remove XSLT support for security reasons

Podcast: risky.biz/RBNEWS502/
Newsletter: news.risky.biz/risky-bullet...
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Apart from everything else, this is a fucking ridiculous take on the “groundbreaking” songs of that era culturally speaking.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I'm not surprised that no journalist has bothered searching for very memorable and unusual phrases from the most recent chatgpt-induced suicide chats, to find out where those phrases were stolen from.

Because they are not good at their jobs.
The funniest thing about how absolute dogshit journalists are at their job, is that when you see a chatbot regurgitate strange sounding phrases the *only way it could do so* is by having stolen them from somewhere.

Searching for those weird phrases, yields the source the chatbot stole.
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:

‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tag yourself I am New Dorp Beach
The neighborhoods won by Sliwa sound like Stardew Valley locations.
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Hi Bluesky 👋

Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP

It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history

I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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i used millions of files from @archive.org to make a website where you can watch how the internet evolved

scroll through home videos and news stories, unedited selfies and collaged memes, all merged in one timeline

alivetheory.net
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
but what if the sandwich was in a t-shirt cannon?
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We talk about sniveling Dems all the time but I didn't see anyone pointing at the astonishing cowardice of the National League when they caved on designated hitters.
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I found Toby Keith's alt.
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Big news day today so you might have missed @npr.org quietly sliding a Doobie Brothers Tiny Desk under the front door. youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ
The Doobie Brothers: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This was an excellent show.
🏴‍☠️ Dimension 20 Live: Battle at the Bowl VOD premieres exclusively on @dropout.tv on November 12th!

⚔️ Return to the world of Fantasy High and join The Bad Kids as they face off against the fearsome Chungledown Bim! 💩

#Dimension20
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Here, sir, this is the place, right here. We made a temporary sign for now - shipping from China is horseshit right now for reasons unrelated to you or your greatness."
Is that printer paper?
there is a second photo sourced from nbcnews on reddit ✨
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So far there is an only half-hearted attempt to express outrage at people praising the skies that Cheney is dead. Is it the frailty of the result in the Kirk situation, or is it like "nah, that guy made a deal with the old gods."

Or is it "who?" for my babies in the audience?
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM