Kris Kringle ❄️
@slackademic.bsky.social
PhD candidate. Keep going up the ladder. They mad, make em madder. she/her/g
Don’t listen to them! Let my 33 year old self tell you the same.
I was just berated by a group of 24 year olds because they said I had "Old People's candy" in my office. The candy in question...
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don’t listen to them! Let my 33 year old self tell you the same.
Because… Who else would it be?
You gotta know you the dopest MF alive
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Because… Who else would it be?
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Man… early 20s Kris shouting out drill lyrics on and off the couch was a vibe
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man… early 20s Kris shouting out drill lyrics on and off the couch was a vibe
King Louie- BON 😂
Since Muva is busy with her season, guess EYE will ask.
Ladies....water hose to your head, you have to inform your captors of (a) your age range and (b) your birth region by rapping a SONG FROM START TO FINISH..... what's *your* song...???
Ladies....water hose to your head, you have to inform your captors of (a) your age range and (b) your birth region by rapping a SONG FROM START TO FINISH..... what's *your* song...???
a woman is squatting on a stage with her arms outstretched .
ALT: a woman is squatting on a stage with her arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
King Louie- BON 😂
I really enjoyed listening to Bun B on the IRL podcast.
It gave OG without being patronizing and he loves TF out of his wife.
It gave OG without being patronizing and he loves TF out of his wife.
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I really enjoyed listening to Bun B on the IRL podcast.
It gave OG without being patronizing and he loves TF out of his wife.
It gave OG without being patronizing and he loves TF out of his wife.
Okay, Knives Out 3 was good!
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Okay, Knives Out 3 was good!
First ‘Home Alone’ watch of the season
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
First ‘Home Alone’ watch of the season
We’re vibing without a specific result in mind
Serious question: If you were chatting with a potential romanitic interest, and they said their "goal" is to go with the flow, how would you personally interpret that?
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We’re vibing without a specific result in mind
Since it’s Crimmuh time, I’m here to remind everyone that the superior version of ‘This Christmas’ was sung by The Whispers.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Since it’s Crimmuh time, I’m here to remind everyone that the superior version of ‘This Christmas’ was sung by The Whispers.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
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🥹 *SIGHS IN SAP*
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
🥹 *SIGHS IN SAP*
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How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI?
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
How come we don’t hear about the profit-loss performance of the FBI?
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
What is the CIA’s quarterly revenue target?
Does the Treasury get defunded if it doesn’t make a profit?
Once you start to #QuestionThePremise, the idea of the government as a business sounds utterly ridiculous.
IM NOT GONNA LOSE!
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
IM NOT GONNA LOSE!
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"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
My favorite thing about Jagged Edge... four people singing a two part harmony
We need that Jagged Edge masculinity back. Baby I’m a thug in these streets, ask about me, but I ain’t too proud to be rolling around in a rainstorm begging for that ass.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
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“Surprise-cyber Monday extended”
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“Surprise-cyber Monday extended”
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
ain’t no damn surprise, yall broke and nobody fallin for the gimmick anymore
Convenience
7. At your age, what is the perfect gift?
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Convenience
“Shordy ass tweakin”
Without saying where you’re from, drop some slang from your city. I’m trying to see something.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“Shordy ass tweakin”
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i encourage all men to keep a running list of info on their ladies in their notes app. mister has my favorite perfumes, makeup products/shades, clothing size, shoe size, etc. already written down & i have his as well. it’s helpful for gift buying when you’re stumped.
Shit. Her bday is in 7 days and I don't even have a gift in mind yet smh
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i encourage all men to keep a running list of info on their ladies in their notes app. mister has my favorite perfumes, makeup products/shades, clothing size, shoe size, etc. already written down & i have his as well. it’s helpful for gift buying when you’re stumped.
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Never denying myself anything as long as it’s within my means. I did so for far too long.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Never denying myself anything as long as it’s within my means. I did so for far too long.
So, we adopted two angel tree babies this season and I bought every damn thing on their needs and wish lists.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
So, we adopted two angel tree babies this season and I bought every damn thing on their needs and wish lists.
Man, Part I of Stranger Things…
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Man, Part I of Stranger Things…
Philly fans booing the shit outta these niggas. Gotdamn.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Philly fans booing the shit outta these niggas. Gotdamn.
I remain convinced that the superior greens mix is collard and mustard greens.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I remain convinced that the superior greens mix is collard and mustard greens.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Every time I get good and comfortable, here comes my car needing some random shit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Every time I get good and comfortable, here comes my car needing some random shit.