Kjetil Joergensen 📎
@slubbert.bsky.social
Avid lurker, unremarkable reply guy, cat dad, medvindssupporter.
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The hacker has published all the data on okstupid.lol
okstupid.lol
A satirical, investigative look at the digital infrastructure and tragic romance of Europe’s most confused far-right dating site. Data, pics, and laughs inside.
okstupid.lol
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The hacker has published all the data on okstupid.lol
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‼️A German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
‼️A German hacker known as "Martha Root" dressed as a pink Power Ranger and deleted a white supremacist dating website live onstage
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
This happened during the recent CCC conference.
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/5 Also, I’m not the audience, and even if I don‘t like it, I think politics is better served by sincere expressions of values than by vapid centrist message-neutering. Let a thousand slogans bloom.
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
/5 Also, I’m not the audience, and even if I don‘t like it, I think politics is better served by sincere expressions of values than by vapid centrist message-neutering. Let a thousand slogans bloom.
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Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
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Had a lovely New Year's dinner, and as I'm washing the dishes, the doorbell rings (and they bang on the door). Tempted to ignore but figure what the hell. It's two guys who just start babbling nonsense about how they're "surveying" people about how happy/unhappy they are with their broadband.
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Had a lovely New Year's dinner, and as I'm washing the dishes, the doorbell rings (and they bang on the door). Tempted to ignore but figure what the hell. It's two guys who just start babbling nonsense about how they're "surveying" people about how happy/unhappy they are with their broadband.
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Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
I love how NRKs (Norwegian public broadcaster) "15 things to look forward to" ranges from "various sports things", "new season of extremely Norwegian feel good TV show (Team Pølsa)" to "Midterm elections in the US".
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I love how NRKs (Norwegian public broadcaster) "15 things to look forward to" ranges from "various sports things", "new season of extremely Norwegian feel good TV show (Team Pølsa)" to "Midterm elections in the US".
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one last time, for the road
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
one last time, for the road
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Rush the Eagles
Rush the Eagles
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Placebo Cure
Placebo Cure
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Mr. Duran
Mr. Duran
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Rush the Eagles
Rush the Eagles
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The black cat atop the stones at Stonehenge during the Winter Solstice 2025 celebrations, delivering its blessings for the coming year.
December 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The black cat atop the stones at Stonehenge during the Winter Solstice 2025 celebrations, delivering its blessings for the coming year.
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Trump is reportedly designing the look of the new ships himself.
Anyhow, the Vasa Museum is pretty cool if you’re ever in Stockholm
Anyhow, the Vasa Museum is pretty cool if you’re ever in Stockholm
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trump is reportedly designing the look of the new ships himself.
Anyhow, the Vasa Museum is pretty cool if you’re ever in Stockholm
Anyhow, the Vasa Museum is pretty cool if you’re ever in Stockholm
"Losing is the new winning" - Andrew Tate, 2025
I don't know if throwing fights is gay, but it's for sure illegal.
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Losing is the new winning" - Andrew Tate, 2025
I guess he was not damaged by Atlas Shrugged as an adolescent. www.cnn.com/2025/03/10/e...
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I guess he was not damaged by Atlas Shrugged as an adolescent. www.cnn.com/2025/03/10/e...
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the reason you think American society used to be homogenous is that the version of Wokeness we did for Italians and the Irish won a victory too large for you to see from the inside
I got this comment in response to a post on X and it just made me think that a lot of these reactionaries just have no idea about even the basics of American history, and have been fed a false and rosy nostalgic view of things in the honestly recent past.
/also the comment about China is dumb.
/also the comment about China is dumb.
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the reason you think American society used to be homogenous is that the version of Wokeness we did for Italians and the Irish won a victory too large for you to see from the inside
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December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This is actually the trippiest thing I've ever seen that was not deliberately created by M C Fucking Escher. It straight up took me over a minute to make sense of and now I can't go back.
This is the white-and-gold dress on a gram a week of trenbolone.
This is the white-and-gold dress on a gram a week of trenbolone.
Ok, this is nuts. Once you see it you cannot unsee it. Do you see it?
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December 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
This is actually the trippiest thing I've ever seen that was not deliberately created by M C Fucking Escher. It straight up took me over a minute to make sense of and now I can't go back.
This is the white-and-gold dress on a gram a week of trenbolone.
This is the white-and-gold dress on a gram a week of trenbolone.
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the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
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I’ve said it before - it’s a vocation.
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’ve said it before - it’s a vocation.
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Ok this story is totally insane
Rich Chinese building armies of American born children via surrogacy
Rich Chinese building armies of American born children via surrogacy
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Ok this story is totally insane
Rich Chinese building armies of American born children via surrogacy
Rich Chinese building armies of American born children via surrogacy
