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Would love to see this in another Irish Channel
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
My middle school friend who taught me how to make napalm and build potato guns now does advanced mathematical projects for the NSA that he can’t talk about.
Wait did some of y'all not have friends who did shit like blow up a bathtub with thermite or build potato guns?
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a food way?
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Would it surprise you to know that the judge got his JD from Ole Miss?

ballotpedia.org/Robert_Q._Wh...
Robert Q. Whitwell
ballotpedia.org
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
And I picked horribly, 77th percentile.
I don’t know what other people don’t know I guess. Thought more people would guess Malala.
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Stone cutter.
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Got 100% on the defector/deadspin learned league special

Just gotta see how the moneyed questions go
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Oh my God, they actually got the whole cast of Caroline in the City back together to promote the new QR codes on the back of CapriSuns
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I made the same comparison the other day to my wife; we need a Grant!
February 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
God, Adams would have been so obnoxiously correct
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:

Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Could have different events based on style sled

I race 400m saucer, you?
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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i don't have a trillion dollars but i've never emailed jeff epstein on christmas and my kid still talks to me. so who can say who's got it better.
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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OK coaches. John Brown Look for the Helpers is back, in stock as a magnet. A handsome accent for your Tahoe, fridge, Escalade, desk or Raskog. Want one?
1) Drop a donation in any amount to a diaper fund.
2) Dm me your address. I don't want screenshot or amount.
www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Now there’s a breed with sand in its pants
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
He’s stolen maraschino cherries from someone else’s Shirley Temple but he is too embarrassed to order one himself
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Top 3 favorite middle relievers for the Orioles, all time
February 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
RETVRN
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
This was not purchased ironically. It was purchased because he is a gigantic player and that’s my Jersey criteria
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Welcome aboard!
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
1. Archaeology of Anatolia
2. Existentialism
3. City Politics
4. Invertebrate Zoology
5. The Blues
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.

1. American Voter Behavior
2. Jazz Piano
3. Philosophy of Feminism
4. The US in the Middle East
5. Rocks for Jocks
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.

1. Egyptian mythology
2. Death and dying
3. Stochastic processes
4. Geology of Wisconsin
5. Nonparametric statistics
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
We all knew he had game for landing ScarJo, but I must admit I didn’t know he had a way with Time
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I did a power hour with Genny Ice in college and I have sense memory nausea whenever I think about it
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“You are going to stop hanging out with those burnout friends of yours and start getting serious about your career!”
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM