some colour mage
@somecolourmage.bsky.social
programmer, made a streaming app you maybe used, @finalfantasywiki.bsky.social admin / CSS guy / bad poster
he/him preferred | 30-something | no porn but sometimes NSFW, no minors pls
FFXIV: Wilhelm Barker (Bismarck)
he/him preferred | 30-something | no porn but sometimes NSFW, no minors pls
FFXIV: Wilhelm Barker (Bismarck)
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Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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Its a very surreal time to be playing through Trails Beyond the Horizon.
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Its a very surreal time to be playing through Trails Beyond the Horizon.
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
at this point I'm believing that if you went back in time and killed baby Epstein that, somehow, you'd undo atrocities that occurred before his birth
February 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
at this point I'm believing that if you went back in time and killed baby Epstein that, somehow, you'd undo atrocities that occurred before his birth
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Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused"
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
(Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again)
His pnis?\
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everything I'm a hater of keeps coming up to the point that I'm thinking the next one is gonna be like
From: Bad chili that gave you diarrhea once
Subject: diarrhea
Jeff you were right I gave him diarrhea like you asked it kicked ass thanks for the advice
From: Bad chili that gave you diarrhea once
Subject: diarrhea
Jeff you were right I gave him diarrhea like you asked it kicked ass thanks for the advice
February 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
everything I'm a hater of keeps coming up to the point that I'm thinking the next one is gonna be like
From: Bad chili that gave you diarrhea once
Subject: diarrhea
Jeff you were right I gave him diarrhea like you asked it kicked ass thanks for the advice
From: Bad chili that gave you diarrhea once
Subject: diarrhea
Jeff you were right I gave him diarrhea like you asked it kicked ass thanks for the advice
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What do you MEAN Epstein bought and continued trafficking via the airline responsible for Iran-Contra? AHHHHHHHH
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What do you MEAN Epstein bought and continued trafficking via the airline responsible for Iran-Contra? AHHHHHHHH
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What do you MEAN 4chan’s structural enabling of Nazi spammers was in part planned in person by moot and Epstein
January 31, 2026 at 11:30 PM
What do you MEAN 4chan’s structural enabling of Nazi spammers was in part planned in person by moot and Epstein
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What do you MEAN Activision’s AAA game economics were planned and bantered over as explicitly being about exploiting children in the Epstein mailing list
January 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What do you MEAN Activision’s AAA game economics were planned and bantered over as explicitly being about exploiting children in the Epstein mailing list
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The Epstein files are putting a lot of us in the strange position of being not just vindicated but almost too vindicated. Most of us thought the public patterns implied horrendous things but the reality is even worse and all-encompassing
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The Epstein files are putting a lot of us in the strange position of being not just vindicated but almost too vindicated. Most of us thought the public patterns implied horrendous things but the reality is even worse and all-encompassing
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I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it
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So says Metem (while Tom Morello's music blares in the background of the fight)
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
So says Metem (while Tom Morello's music blares in the background of the fight)
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2010: everything bad in the world is moot's fault
2015: everything bad in the world is born of a complex interweaving thread of bullshit
2020: everything bad in the world is the wealthy's fault
2026: everything bad in the world is moot's fault
2015: everything bad in the world is born of a complex interweaving thread of bullshit
2020: everything bad in the world is the wealthy's fault
2026: everything bad in the world is moot's fault
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 AM
2010: everything bad in the world is moot's fault
2015: everything bad in the world is born of a complex interweaving thread of bullshit
2020: everything bad in the world is the wealthy's fault
2026: everything bad in the world is moot's fault
2015: everything bad in the world is born of a complex interweaving thread of bullshit
2020: everything bad in the world is the wealthy's fault
2026: everything bad in the world is moot's fault
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"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
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telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
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Wow first Haley Joel Osmont and now this!
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Wow first Haley Joel Osmont and now this!
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sometimes I see porn with a guy crossdressing and go 'his ass would not do that' but when I see it of cloud strife I just go 'yeah probably'
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 AM
sometimes I see porn with a guy crossdressing and go 'his ass would not do that' but when I see it of cloud strife I just go 'yeah probably'
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I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy
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wow two air fryers
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
wow two air fryers
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New podcast! It's been three months for some reason, listen to how we forgot to play any contender for 2025's GOTY that wasn't The Ivalice Chronicles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsGK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsGK...
FFWiki Podcast Episode 52: The Winter Catchup
YouTube video by Final Fantasy Wiki
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:39 AM
New podcast! It's been three months for some reason, listen to how we forgot to play any contender for 2025's GOTY that wasn't The Ivalice Chronicles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsGK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsGK...
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This is it. The best possible screenshot to get from the Trails Series.
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This is it. The best possible screenshot to get from the Trails Series.