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programmer, made a streaming app you maybe used, @finalfantasywiki.bsky.social admin / CSS guy / bad poster

he/him preferred | 30-something | no porn but sometimes NSFW, no minors pls

FFXIV: Wilhelm Barker (Bismarck)
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"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Cmon man maybe you should double check your posts before towing the company line.
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Buying an entire loaf of garlic bread is a dangerous step on the path of eating an entire loaf of garlic bread.
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Sorry I was possessed to make this image
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Is it fair to compare videos accruing views for over a decade to one less than a day old? No. Will this conversation ever reach the same amount of people as “My bear is lonely!” “Into Hell with ye”? Absolutely not.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The Blood on the Sand LP has better numbers than this. A Cabela’s stream mirror has better numbers than this. Scrolling down the YouTube account to find what this is on par with and all I’ve learned is people have been sleeping on Peace Walker. That was a hell of an LP.
Insanely pathetic numbers for something so highly touted
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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FFT Mustadio with the sniper rifle from the FF14 Mustadio

#FFT
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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again i absolutely believe the game is actually good but i can't help but feel the same way about expedition 33 winning every award as when people who've never actually played a visual novel talk up shit like dream daddy
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm guessing this show would be less gratuitous if they just spent 3 hours sucking off the head of Sandfall
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Every squad got the:
- BDSM autist
- Undercover state propagandist
- Stoner who struggles to articulate the emotions they’re experiencing
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Hegseth: get owned libs. AI is a conservative thing, be amazed at how much we use AI, which Trump and I love, to blow up foreign citizens and plan to invade greenland

PR and Marketing at Microsoft:
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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you know the professional fencesitters at every media company who makes sure they don't alienate too many people on either side of the aisle are shooting blood out their eyes as executives demand the most polarized thing in existence be used on every project
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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AI becoming attached at the hip to the most unpopular president in american history right as the bubble prepares to pop is just lol
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oh for fucks sake if you're calling me with a Victoria number you should know what time it is in NSW. I'm not doing impromptu job chats at 7PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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it keeps happening
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Man.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Over a decade just for this joke to come back around
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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ジョンマッデンジョンマッデン。あえいおう
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM