Allison Online
@spamda.bsky.social
Allison | 2^5 years old | she/her | Kmart lesbian | Заслуженный Изобретатель СССР | Only has the good disorders
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[12hrs into my ice interrogation]
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
Want to travel to the US? You might have to give the Trump administration the last five years of your social media history.
US wants five years of some tourists' social media to enter the country
Digital rights advocates say it’s an affront to civil liberties.
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December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
[12hrs into my ice interrogation]
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
i've been hallucinating a lot of things on the roof recently
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i've been hallucinating a lot of things on the roof recently
Hi can I pls have money for medicine and stuff paypal.me/spamda
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hi can I pls have money for medicine and stuff paypal.me/spamda
When I use Spray n Wipe I hold the bottle sideways to intimidate the dirt and grime
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
When I use Spray n Wipe I hold the bottle sideways to intimidate the dirt and grime
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i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
July 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
SWING THE BAT YOU BUM
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
SWING THE BAT YOU BUM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
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Becoming churned, becoming emulsion, this would fix me
February 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Becoming churned, becoming emulsion, this would fix me
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BRO I SWEAR THE DISJOINTED HITBOX ON BILL'S DOZER IS DRIVING ME MAD
September 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
BRO I SWEAR THE DISJOINTED HITBOX ON BILL'S DOZER IS DRIVING ME MAD
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sometimes i'll hear a song i really really like, find out it's a cover of a bob dylan song, then listen to the original and feel like i'm being pranked
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
sometimes i'll hear a song i really really like, find out it's a cover of a bob dylan song, then listen to the original and feel like i'm being pranked
Not to brag or anything I'm not the best at maths or programming but while playing around with a kit computer with DOT and LINE commands I accidentally invented trigonometry and integral calculus
mathematicians: This is the Schlüsman-Katsuhira transform. It took researchers over 250 years to discover. Only 30 people in the world know how it works.
tech artists: This is the Schlüsman-Katsuhira transform, or as we call it in the biz, "ol' Schlussy". We use it for realistic cheese textures :)
tech artists: This is the Schlüsman-Katsuhira transform, or as we call it in the biz, "ol' Schlussy". We use it for realistic cheese textures :)
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Not to brag or anything I'm not the best at maths or programming but while playing around with a kit computer with DOT and LINE commands I accidentally invented trigonometry and integral calculus
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
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I’m at the local strip mall chain restaurant. It’s absolutely packed with families. The tv at the bar was playing Charlie Kirk coverage. The bartender said “enough of this” and switched it to baseball and everyone started cheering.
September 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m at the local strip mall chain restaurant. It’s absolutely packed with families. The tv at the bar was playing Charlie Kirk coverage. The bartender said “enough of this” and switched it to baseball and everyone started cheering.
Just give me praise
September 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just give me praise
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losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
September 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
I found a fun picture from when there were two of me
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I found a fun picture from when there were two of me
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August 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
yeah I've uhh not eaten today I'm still waiting for money I thought would be here by now paypal.me/spamda
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paypal.me
August 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
yeah I've uhh not eaten today I'm still waiting for money I thought would be here by now paypal.me/spamda
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We love to see a supportive mom, don't we folks
August 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
We love to see a supportive mom, don't we folks
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Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are
May 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are