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![A twitter thread between Spandex and Jeff Samuels QC
Starts with a screenshot of Jeff telling someone to "get off your high horse" and waffles a bit in his Very Important manner. Jeffs profile pic is of him proudly wearing his daft judge wig
Spandex: Jeff larps his way thru another day yelling "I have SO much more Mana than you! AHahahah! Watch me cast Aura of Gravity! Wearing my Wig of Gondor (+5)". he's a longread version of the "sir this is a wendys" joke
Jeff: Is this english?
Spandex: yep, but it's from a world you don't understand. trying to think of a way to explain it to you... imagine a quite esoteric environment with lots of jargon, that's mystifying to those outside it. now imagine the players wear hilarious costumes that give them special powers
Spandex: .. but now.. imagine the players go into a chip-shop, still wearing their costumes and, forgetting that they're now just "another berk in a chip shop", start shouting "I smite you with my Venom Glaive!" and trying to do magic on the pickled eggs
Jeff: Drivel
Spandex: [ Posts screenshot from father Ted where Dougal has asked for loads of "Matador stuff" for christmas, altered to say "Queens Counsel stuff" ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cx3qyf6ispkyoyoqcaaol4xx/bafkreiecnuz6m2dfv5djz3vwut37ypprzql2mhm3pkw7rz3il72ntcruwm@jpeg)
probably my favourite moment from twitter, taking the piss out of Jeff. he blocked me after this :)
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An interlude here: this is the same journo’s 2017 story, which he based on a dossier of Facebook comments made by random members of the public that he was given by “Labour whistleblowers”. You might know these whistleblowers better as “Morgan McSweeney, Steve Reed and Labour Together”.
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
An interlude here: this is the same journo’s 2017 story, which he based on a dossier of Facebook comments made by random members of the public that he was given by “Labour whistleblowers”. You might know these whistleblowers better as “Morgan McSweeney, Steve Reed and Labour Together”.
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Everyone knows that a junior dickhead compiling a dumb dossier on the man who wrote this insulting drivel is *exactly the same thing*, but one of these stories makes the press look like virtuous victims while the other exposes them as a blight upon the species. Naturally they go with the former.
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Everyone knows that a junior dickhead compiling a dumb dossier on the man who wrote this insulting drivel is *exactly the same thing*, but one of these stories makes the press look like virtuous victims while the other exposes them as a blight upon the species. Naturally they go with the former.
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“It’s an unbelievable disaster and also none of us were ever wrong, about anything” really has been the smash hit of the 21st century. Join in at the chorus.
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 AM
“It’s an unbelievable disaster and also none of us were ever wrong, about anything” really has been the smash hit of the 21st century. Join in at the chorus.
just found this screenie i took in 2018, when i was replying to top-tier dumbass Dan Hodges, who tweeted something about nuclear bombs being useful for "a rescue operation". very much the kind of thing where my wife would ask "are you making yourself laugh again?" and yes.. yes i was.
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
just found this screenie i took in 2018, when i was replying to top-tier dumbass Dan Hodges, who tweeted something about nuclear bombs being useful for "a rescue operation". very much the kind of thing where my wife would ask "are you making yourself laugh again?" and yes.. yes i was.
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It brings me great amounts of joy to announce that Labour voters are going to need to vote tactically and get behind the clear left front runner if they want to keep out Reform
Fletton & Woodston (Peterborough) Council By-Election Result:
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
➡️ RFM: 29.4% (New)
🌍 GRN: 27.6% (+16.2)
🌳 CON: 21.8% (-11.8)
🌹 LAB: 16.8% (-31.2)
🔶 LDM: 4.4% (-0.7)
No TUSC (-1.9) as previous.
Reform GAIN from Labour.
Changes w/ 2024.
February 13, 2026 at 8:23 AM
It brings me great amounts of joy to announce that Labour voters are going to need to vote tactically and get behind the clear left front runner if they want to keep out Reform
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If I was part of a cynical political initiative that had strained every sinew to smash my own party into the wall & throw an election to ensure the Labour Party remained in the grip of a racrionary network of people whose sole purpose was to maintain their grip on "our systems", I'd stfu frankly
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 AM
If I was part of a cynical political initiative that had strained every sinew to smash my own party into the wall & throw an election to ensure the Labour Party remained in the grip of a racrionary network of people whose sole purpose was to maintain their grip on "our systems", I'd stfu frankly
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i'm gonna start calling oat milk "weak porridge" in an attempt to escape the clutches of the fuzz
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i'm gonna start calling oat milk "weak porridge" in an attempt to escape the clutches of the fuzz
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I love sending exactly three WhatsApp messages to my longtime political mentor Peter Mandelson
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I love sending exactly three WhatsApp messages to my longtime political mentor Peter Mandelson
Actually this is a bit unfair. I know (and tried to dissuade) several well-intentioned left-wing labour ppl who believed the barefaced lies Starmer used to get elected as Labour leader. They were naive but not stupid. For someone in Ian's position, this kind of repeated naivety IS just stupidity.
init. and it's not like there was any attempt to hide it. took a quite astonishing level of credulity to believe in this project. as ever, we're back to "stupid or evil? and does it even matter which?"
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Actually this is a bit unfair. I know (and tried to dissuade) several well-intentioned left-wing labour ppl who believed the barefaced lies Starmer used to get elected as Labour leader. They were naive but not stupid. For someone in Ian's position, this kind of repeated naivety IS just stupidity.
Starmer looked like exactly the man for the job! Who could possibly have known that he wasn't actually going to improve things? He said he'd be great! And *checks notes* Ian Dunt said he'd be great! But "for whatever reason" this was somehow wrong?!? It's just so confusing. Maybe Ian Dunt can help.
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Starmer looked like exactly the man for the job! Who could possibly have known that he wasn't actually going to improve things? He said he'd be great! And *checks notes* Ian Dunt said he'd be great! But "for whatever reason" this was somehow wrong?!? It's just so confusing. Maybe Ian Dunt can help.
And, IMO most importantly, this is what your “sensible, centrist, moderate” politicians and commentators all agree is grown-up, realistic politics. The only opposition to this comes from people we’re told are extreme, naive, useless and quite possibly stinky, violent, antisemitic and dangerous.
That’s what the emails reveal, unfortunately: a clique of fascist billionaires are working to destroy democracy to maximise their personal freedom and power, and your governments are ideologically subservient to them, if not actively on the take.
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
And, IMO most importantly, this is what your “sensible, centrist, moderate” politicians and commentators all agree is grown-up, realistic politics. The only opposition to this comes from people we’re told are extreme, naive, useless and quite possibly stinky, violent, antisemitic and dangerous.
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Once again the people who were paying attention to these guys have been cursed with being entirely correct too early, which is apparently even worse than being wrong.
This is the man whose company Peter Mandelson's lobbying firm represents.
Keir Starmer visited its HQ last year, at the request of Mandelson, shortly before it was handed a £240m Government contract
Keir Starmer visited its HQ last year, at the request of Mandelson, shortly before it was handed a £240m Government contract
Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example
fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...
*Not satire.
fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...
*Not satire.
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Once again the people who were paying attention to these guys have been cursed with being entirely correct too early, which is apparently even worse than being wrong.
Good day to everyone except people who leave these bogroll dispensers with it all rolled up inside so you have to spend 2 minutes rotating it and searching for the free end
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Good day to everyone except people who leave these bogroll dispensers with it all rolled up inside so you have to spend 2 minutes rotating it and searching for the free end
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Show me something more perfect. You can’t x
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Show me something more perfect. You can’t x
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It’s both interesting & funny that Mandelson was a figurehead of the FBPE movement that believed Russia secretly Did Brexit, while himself secretly brokering access to Russian ministers on behalf of e.g. Uber. Did our feral free press dwell on this angle at the time? Not so far as I’m aware!
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It’s both interesting & funny that Mandelson was a figurehead of the FBPE movement that believed Russia secretly Did Brexit, while himself secretly brokering access to Russian ministers on behalf of e.g. Uber. Did our feral free press dwell on this angle at the time? Not so far as I’m aware!
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This is like Sooty saying he shouldn’t have hired Matthew www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
PM: I would never have appointed Mandelson had I known full Epstein links
The PM says a due diligence process was gone through before Lord Mandelson was appointed US ambassador.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
This is like Sooty saying he shouldn’t have hired Matthew www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
this mandelson guy really can't catch a break
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
this mandelson guy really can't catch a break
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When we're finally talking about an evidence-based drugs policy, I always pour one out for Prof David Nutt, who was sacked as a government health advisor in 2009 for stating simply that drug policy and public health outcomes bear no relation to one another. Correct 17 years too soon.
February 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
When we're finally talking about an evidence-based drugs policy, I always pour one out for Prof David Nutt, who was sacked as a government health advisor in 2009 for stating simply that drug policy and public health outcomes bear no relation to one another. Correct 17 years too soon.
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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This photo just came up in my memories.
I made an auxiliary lap from an old pair of jeans for when my real lap was unavailable, and it actually worked 😀
I made an auxiliary lap from an old pair of jeans for when my real lap was unavailable, and it actually worked 😀
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This photo just came up in my memories.
I made an auxiliary lap from an old pair of jeans for when my real lap was unavailable, and it actually worked 😀
I made an auxiliary lap from an old pair of jeans for when my real lap was unavailable, and it actually worked 😀
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/