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Philip Seymour Nothing

@stagecoachslim.bsky.social

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Beaten and left for dead in a creek bed by young toughs

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Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · Dec 12

The thing about me is I just got my teeth cleaned, and now I think I'm better than everybody.

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Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 10h

if role model is the alternative, gimme bad bunny 8 days a week

Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 2d

You guys know I float on air?

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Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 4d

I'm going to a police station in the 1950s for sandwiches and coffee. Anybody want anything?

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Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · Sep 11

hella sad, dog

Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · Aug 21

I use a lot of product in my white hair. Otherwise, it will be all puffy and leave me looking like a Q-tip or my late mother-in-law.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Aug 19

The United States could have great things like this. But we like to spend our money on kidnapping people and trafficking them to concentration camps instead. #Priorities

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Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · Aug 16

This place is rife with sexual insinuendo and double bubble entendres.

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Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · Aug 16

I used to imagine that Columbia House order pickers were marveling at my good taste in music.

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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · Aug 16

A new Columbia house account could heal me.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Aug 14

just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling “FUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling “FUCK” again,

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Shykin @shykin.bsky.social · Jul 16

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · Aug 11

Every morning, I wake up and think, "Maybe today is the day that my personality completely changes, and I start doing all the things I've been talking about doing for 40 years.".

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · Aug 5

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him