Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
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Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
· Nov 16
The chaotic energy of starting a new social media account but also knowing you’re going to have a tough time giving up old Twitter format tweets.
That.
That.
I worked hard all day
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I worked hard all day
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
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i secretly want someone who is six years older than me
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i secretly want someone who is six years older than me
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When the kids are old enough that the “Santa’s watching” threat doesn’t work anymore
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says auto on it
Alt: A man yelling Fudge, only he didn’t yell Fudge. (Fuck. The word he yelled is FUCK)
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
When the kids are old enough that the “Santa’s watching” threat doesn’t work anymore
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Who up almost choking to death on they acid reflux?
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Who up almost choking to death on they acid reflux?
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Teach a man-fish to fish and he'll blblblblbl
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Teach a man-fish to fish and he'll blblblblbl
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
Teach fish-man to man and office job hate Mondays for big tiddy goth garfield
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Imagine sex with me.
Wrong. More Five Guys.
Wrong. More Five Guys.
April 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Imagine sex with me.
Wrong. More Five Guys.
Wrong. More Five Guys.
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In the midst of a Thanksgiving food prep panic I accidentally called the Butterbean Hotline and a giant boxing glove popped out of my phone and knocked me out cold. 10/10, would recommend.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
In the midst of a Thanksgiving food prep panic I accidentally called the Butterbean Hotline and a giant boxing glove popped out of my phone and knocked me out cold. 10/10, would recommend.
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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Currently looking for a Thanksgiving outfit that camouflages me as my mother’s wallpaper...something where I don’t have to pass the peas or her passive aggression.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Currently looking for a Thanksgiving outfit that camouflages me as my mother’s wallpaper...something where I don’t have to pass the peas or her passive aggression.
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Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
How do people wear white shirts to work? I didn’t even make it to the kitchen before I had a smudge in mine!
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How do people wear white shirts to work? I didn’t even make it to the kitchen before I had a smudge in mine!
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It snowed today, a lot.
Each winter morning, people who live in a land of ice and snow, get in their cars and drive as if experiencing winter for the 1st time.
Today was that day.
Each winter morning, people who live in a land of ice and snow, get in their cars and drive as if experiencing winter for the 1st time.
Today was that day.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It snowed today, a lot.
Each winter morning, people who live in a land of ice and snow, get in their cars and drive as if experiencing winter for the 1st time.
Today was that day.
Each winter morning, people who live in a land of ice and snow, get in their cars and drive as if experiencing winter for the 1st time.
Today was that day.
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Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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you smell like blueberries and sadness
wanna hang out?
wanna hang out?
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
you smell like blueberries and sadness
wanna hang out?
wanna hang out?
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
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the only crushes i have are orange
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the only crushes i have are orange
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Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
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answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
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Kiss me, I’m an asshole.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kiss me, I’m an asshole.
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Might fuck around and be an asshole today.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Might fuck around and be an asshole today.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.