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@starlightatsea.bsky.social
Formerly known as geekchick lots of places, also starlightatsea@twt
She/they 💖💜💙
DC by way of MS/Memphis
Fan of monster smut, hockey (Caps), F1, Fairshaw, Steddyhands-flavor Canyonite, horror podcasts. Bifactional (Horde/Alliance). Cross-stitcher.
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Context for the usual display name. I have laughed at this every time I've seen it for the last year.
I too refuse to make more than one trip.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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🫵 say you'll need an audiodrama to get u through the holidays?

Possibly something wistful and with vampires and pirates?

Going on 20 hours of storytelling
www.netovampire.com
⤴️subscribe on any platform

"The Diaries of Netovicius the Vampire"

Featuring two #OFMD actors (Damien Gerard + me)
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol

I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Daaaaaaamn. Good thing nobody uses React and so this will certainly not be a problem.
A perfect CVSS 10 🧑🏻‍🍳💋

CVE-2025-55182: Unauthenticated remote code execution vulnerability in React Server Components

The vuln is in versions 19.0, 19.1.0, 19.1.1, and 19.2.0:

react-server-dom-webpack
react-server-dom-parcel
react-server-dom-turbopack

Upgrade immediately!
Critical Security Vulnerability in React Server Components – React
The library for web and native user interfaces
react.dev
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh, absolutely not. I think we've found a new frontrunner in the "Most Insufferable Clientele in the City" competition.
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Lily Allen's new album now available on butt plug-shaped USB
Lily Allen’s New Album Now Available On Butt Plug-Shaped USB
Lily Allen’s new album West End Girl is not subtle in the slightest: “Duane Reade bag with the handles tied/ Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside,” she sings on “Pussy Palace,” evidently referring to her...
stereogum.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My own wardrobe consists of about 85% pajamas and hoodies these days, so I'm no help anymore. I bet some of y'all have good pointers though. (And I will take notes for the nebulous "later" when I would like those recs too.)
Halp! My closet needs a reboot (and booties!) I want your recs for quality, quirky, magical, Victorian, Boho, medieval etc. clothes that can also be worn as street clothes. Petite options if possible; must take returns. I'm more of a hobbit than an elf in body type. Thanks in advance!
a man is standing in front of a door wearing a jacket and tie .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a door wearing a jacket and tie .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's still going.
Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Who's got two thumbs and stayed up until 2:30 AM watching the entire first season of "Murderbot" in a single sitting last night? Honestly I'm normally awake until around then anyway, so watching the show was an upgrade to my usual insomniac puttering around.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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King: look, it's settled
King: we would be happy for colleen to tell a story
Nora Roberts: hey that's great [bolts immediately]
Roberts: [from distance] NO TAKE BACKS!
King:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Koontz:
Poe:
King: huh
King: that was weird
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I just got two 200-level tickets for the PWHL game in DC for a grand total of $83, versus the $400-$500 those two seats would cost for a Caps game. The idea of <$100 seats on the glass was appealing, but they were all singletons at this point and maintaining marital harmony is important.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Many intriguing things in this thread, which I am bookmarking for later.
Thread of places to buy cool things from cool people where I can attest to the quality having actually bought stuff from them (& in some cases I know them). Neat, right? I'm vouching for them, I guess. Recommending them. I tend to plug things here & there, but why not a thread? 🧵
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I would jump on this if I hadn't already bought it previously. Here's *your* chance though.
Today at #Ebooks Direct it's #CyberMonday, and we've saved the best #sale deal for last: our "Whole Store" Bundle, at the lowest its price will ever get! Need 36 SF and fantasy ebooks at a bit less than $1 each? Grab the bundle now! (Offer not valid in the UK: sorry.) ebooks.direct/products/ebo...
Ebooks Direct Whole Store Bundle
This ebook bundle (not available in the UK: details below) contains our complete inventory of non-new-release* works. All our ebooks are DRM-free, and come with the usual EBD lifetime replacement guar...
ebooks.direct
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You eat what makes you happy, but I am firmly in the "not-sweet cornbread" camp.

Let's be honest though: all cornbread is good.
Realtalk:

Cornbread should not be sweet! If you want cake, eat cake. Cornbread is a carb-slab meant to be paired with stronger flavors like buttermilk or greens fried in grease.
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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do you guys think mclaren is using Gemini for its strategy calls
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I would like to thank the Wake Up Dead Man trailer for providing me with the visuals for my future award eligibility posts
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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You might as well say you’re adapting Moby-Dick and then spend the whole first season just hanging out with Ishmael and Queequeg in New Bedford. I’d probably watch that, but I’d also be wondering when the hell the whales were going to show up.

In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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This is why non-romance people need to read more romance, honestly: will-they-won’t-they is fine but it is not the same narrative as “they did and then they did again and then they keep going but eventually someone’s gonna find out and then they’re REALLY fucked.”
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Today's secret word is: DESICCATED.

And what the hell happened to that turkey?
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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It’s Small Business Saturday, and my self-published ebooks are all currently $2.99 and under! (If you want to try BIG BAD WOLF or PLL, please buy ebook, too. Paperbacks earn me pennies.)

🌶️ Suleikha: www.suleikhasnyder.com/p/bookshelf....
🌶️🌶️🌶️ Kali Decker: www.suleikhasnyder.com/p/the-kali-d...
November 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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still not over that this was their CANON progression and i'm supposed to what, *not* ship stizzy?? when they look at each other like that for real on my screen???
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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With 6 HOURS LEFT in the ⭐50% OFF⭐ sale, I'd like to remind folks that we are confirmed Private Equity Collateral Damage & will be taking a hit on payouts from our distro, Ingram.

ICC will be absorbing the loss, NOT billing artists, so we would appreciate your patronage today!

store.ironcircus.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The... Bears?
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM