Jade
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if I said even half of what I actually thought I would be on *so many* lists
(they/them)
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this one has the ever-present political replies but it also has people crashing out about multiple different football games and I think that’s beautiful
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
this one has the ever-present political replies but it also has people crashing out about multiple different football games and I think that’s beautiful
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gentle reminder if your football team doesn’t win today it’s bc you wore the wrong socks you dumb fuck how could you
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
gentle reminder if your football team doesn’t win today it’s bc you wore the wrong socks you dumb fuck how could you
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never have i felt more personally attacked by a post
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
never have i felt more personally attacked by a post
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It's Illegal to Say
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Coming up on nine years
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Coming up on nine years
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to dust this one off again
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
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game with an arachnophobia filter and when you check it it replaces all the spiders with clowns, but not very well. watch out, don't poke that black mass, that's a clutch of clown eggs, you DON'T want to suddenly have clownlings scurrying everywhere, they'll cover every surface in clown webs
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
game with an arachnophobia filter and when you check it it replaces all the spiders with clowns, but not very well. watch out, don't poke that black mass, that's a clutch of clown eggs, you DON'T want to suddenly have clownlings scurrying everywhere, they'll cover every surface in clown webs
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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got reminded of another tumblr one that comes to mind unbidden
December 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
got reminded of another tumblr one that comes to mind unbidden
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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You’re almost never going to outcompete a dishwasher in efficiency — it reuses water, does a better job at cleaning, saves time. One of the biggest W’s in the history of technology.
People who want to get morally superior about how they hand-wash everything really gotta reckon with the fact that machine dish-washing uses considerably LESS water and emits considerably fewer greenhouse emissions than standard handwashing practices do.
(And you save a lot of time...)
(And you save a lot of time...)
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You’re almost never going to outcompete a dishwasher in efficiency — it reuses water, does a better job at cleaning, saves time. One of the biggest W’s in the history of technology.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Remember that ZA/UM gets money from Epic for these, and the creators of the game made their work available on @archive.org because they've been removed from earning from it
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Remember that ZA/UM gets money from Epic for these, and the creators of the game made their work available on @archive.org because they've been removed from earning from it
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capybaras bowling
December 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
capybaras bowling