Jade
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if I said even half of what I actually thought I would be on *so many* lists
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December 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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and to tiny tim, who emitted a short range pulse of area damage every 0.8 seconds,
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
and to tiny tim, who emitted a short range pulse of area damage every 0.8 seconds,
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Call me Anakin the way there is absolutely security footage of me killing a dozen Yeunglings
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Call me Anakin the way there is absolutely security footage of me killing a dozen Yeunglings
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fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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you already know what's up
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
you already know what's up
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
(steam sale rec thread is what's up)
as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.
so, onwards!
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Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Bob-ong
June 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Bob-ong
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i forgot about the gift strike image i made so i will repost it . i hope everyone gets their gift strike today
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i forgot about the gift strike image i made so i will repost it . i hope everyone gets their gift strike today
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I guess the lesson here is “give yourself a three day weekend sometimes just because”. Lucasfilm doesn’t have to be involved.
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I guess the lesson here is “give yourself a three day weekend sometimes just because”. Lucasfilm doesn’t have to be involved.
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's that time of the year again
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
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jp made loss on the strategy board before we did
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
jp made loss on the strategy board before we did
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
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Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute
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December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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oh my god i forgot to do this sorry sorry sorry
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oh my god i forgot to do this sorry sorry sorry
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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leon s kennedy permission to bounce on it sir
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
leon s kennedy permission to bounce on it sir
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Remembered the one set of anime panels
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Remembered the one set of anime panels
the thing Ace Combat always missed out on, even in the ones like 5 where they edged closer to it with the squadron dynamics, was the homoerotic tension between pilot and co-pilot (i.e. Top Gun), so its nice to see them leaning into that dynamic a little bit in the early stuff
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the thing Ace Combat always missed out on, even in the ones like 5 where they edged closer to it with the squadron dynamics, was the homoerotic tension between pilot and co-pilot (i.e. Top Gun), so its nice to see them leaning into that dynamic a little bit in the early stuff
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I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for
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She Heckler’d on my Koch until I owed the German government an ungodly amount of money.
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She Heckler’d on my Koch until I owed the German government an ungodly amount of money.