shart brut
@stevorighthere.bsky.social
bruxist. distance runner.
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Just reading the paper with my lunch.
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Just reading the paper with my lunch.
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
When you got a strong FOXP2 expression and you want the fam to know.
This is Georgie. He heard sirens outside his window. Thought he would show them how it's done. 14/10 excellent vibrato Georgie (TT: georgietheboxr)
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
When you got a strong FOXP2 expression and you want the fam to know.
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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jazz fusion implies the existence of jazz fissure
January 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
jazz fusion implies the existence of jazz fissure
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Another month, another reminder.
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Another month, another reminder.
Feds really struggling to make the “brutally cracked down on free speech and dissent while enriching a small cadre of authoritarian loyalists” charges stick to the Venezuelan guy but not themselves tbh.
Activist arrested on-camera in Grand Rapids, Michigan while summarizing the reasoning behind a peaceful protest against the U.S. government’s kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro held earlier that day.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Feds really struggling to make the “brutally cracked down on free speech and dissent while enriching a small cadre of authoritarian loyalists” charges stick to the Venezuelan guy but not themselves tbh.
That deer was blown away. Somewhere it’s still thinking about what it saw that day.
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
That deer was blown away. Somewhere it’s still thinking about what it saw that day.
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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Be like New Mexico
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Be like New Mexico
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"Now, I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says, 'WOKE MOTHERFUCKER'"
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says, 'WOKE MOTHERFUCKER'"
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Now, I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says, 'WOKE MOTHERFUCKER'"
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says, 'WOKE MOTHERFUCKER'"
Guests Include:
Wallace Shawn
Zohran’s Wife
The Cast of Bluey
Katy Perry’s Astronaut Training Team
Wine Drunk Susie Wiles
…and a surprise musical guest! (Sabrina Carpenter dressed as mini-Madonna)
Wallace Shawn
Zohran’s Wife
The Cast of Bluey
Katy Perry’s Astronaut Training Team
Wine Drunk Susie Wiles
…and a surprise musical guest! (Sabrina Carpenter dressed as mini-Madonna)
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Guests Include:
Wallace Shawn
Zohran’s Wife
The Cast of Bluey
Katy Perry’s Astronaut Training Team
Wine Drunk Susie Wiles
…and a surprise musical guest! (Sabrina Carpenter dressed as mini-Madonna)
Wallace Shawn
Zohran’s Wife
The Cast of Bluey
Katy Perry’s Astronaut Training Team
Wine Drunk Susie Wiles
…and a surprise musical guest! (Sabrina Carpenter dressed as mini-Madonna)
Fuck Andy and Anderson the people want Bob Balaban and Ron Rifkin in Times Square every New Years.
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Fuck Andy and Anderson the people want Bob Balaban and Ron Rifkin in Times Square every New Years.
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God bless you, Mr. Mayor. 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
God bless you, Mr. Mayor. 🫡
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race-affirming care
Decades of the white nationalist movement evolving to adapt to current political trends has brought them to this moment.
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
race-affirming care
Probably 2/3s of this will come true; impossible to know which 2/3s. Put your 401k in Polymarket now.
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Probably 2/3s of this will come true; impossible to know which 2/3s. Put your 401k in Polymarket now.