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Stoo
@stoo.bsky.social
270 followers 360 following 1.1K posts
metal, videogames, cats, craft beer, shitposting
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TenInchWheels @teninchwheels.bsky.social · 3h
I see your ex is taking the divorce well
A car in London covered in bizarre anti Sadiq khan and ant Keir starmer slogans. Taken from a Facebook post
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 3h
this is just over a month away. whatever your plans might otherwise be on 14/15 Nov, get your ass over to Chelmsford instead for some absolutely incredible metal and alt acts in an amazing craft beer taproom right under the railway station. you'd be daft not to.
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bay-days-2...
montage poster of all 3 sessions. lineups detailed in other alt texts on individual session listings poster for the saturday evening of Bay Days 2025 featuring: Gurt (Headlining) Dunes ACDX Dimscua Tooth & Dagger poster for the saturday afternoon alternative sets of Bay Days 2025 featuring: Juanstone Details In A House Of Heartbeats Wolfe Sunday Jake Cheek poster for the friday evening of Bay Days 2025 featuring: Inhuman Nature Warpstormer Allfather Power Failure Divided Kingdom
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 10h
wide awake at 4am. might just get up tbh
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 22h
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 22h
excellent shirt, excellent album. love wearing my Blood Incantation one and seeing non-metal-fans trying hard to work out what the fuck the bit at the top says/means 😅
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 22h
Kiki timeline cleanse
our tabby cat Kiki curled up on a sofa cushion fast asleep without a care in the world
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 22h
if anyone of you lot somehow has a spare standing ticket to Testament / Obituary in London on Saturday that you need to shift (or know anyone that does), let me know. guess who left it too late :(
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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d
Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls? Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 1d
oh it's *that* guy again. he sure has opinions
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 1d
still holds up well and was a fun nostalgia trip when i picked it up on PS5 for a few quid a couple of months ago!
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 1d
Missed that Battlefield 6 beta/network test. Was it any good? Absolutely loved BF4 (and 2 back in the day) and am kind of tempted to scratch the itch again if it's actually a return to form.
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 2d
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 2d
thanks for the heads up! loved the first one and always meant to give the sequel a go
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 2d
anyone said Chelmsford yet? I can help if not
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 3d
In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 3d
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 3d
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 3d
social.coop/@eb/11532835...
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 3d
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d
if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 3d
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d
i too cry when cutting up an onion but it’s with the happiness of knowing i’m releasing the joyful soul trapped within
A halved onion appears to have a smiling face with closed eyes at its center.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 3d
fix your moderation
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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 3d
OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 3d
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
Buried in Altman's post is the real story: "People are generating much more than we expected per user," using massive compute resources on content that's often being generated for very small audiences (it is, after all, a social media app). OpenAl will "have to somehow make money for video generation," Altman wrote. Translation: Sora is burning through compute costs with no offsetting revenue. Altman floated a potential solution: "We are going to try sharing some of this revenue with rightsholders who want their characters generated by users." The idea-perhaps similar to You Tube's ad-monetization program for videos that include copyrighted material -would give studios a financial incentive to opt in. "The exact model will take some trial and error to figure out," Altman acknowledged, "but we plan to start very soon."
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 3d
the Torygraph are running it with the source being LBC's political editor, so it seems to check out
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 3d
It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.
Goody-bag merch from Tory Conference branded "When Labour negotiates Britian loses" and signed "Kemi Badenoch".
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