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@stoo.bsky.social
metal, videogames, cats, craft beer, shitposting
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oh my actual god I can't believe this is real
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 AM
oh my actual god I can't believe this is real
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If Lance Armstrong, why legs pedal?
April 29, 2023 at 9:28 PM
If Lance Armstrong, why legs pedal?
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It's cat blep o'clock
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It's cat blep o'clock
Strong recommendation for Cleave by Beneath a Steel Sky for any other post-metal fans out there. An absolutely lovely vinyl edition has just been released and it's presented beautifully. Do check them out - they're great beneathasteelsky1.bandcamp.com/album/cleave
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Strong recommendation for Cleave by Beneath a Steel Sky for any other post-metal fans out there. An absolutely lovely vinyl edition has just been released and it's presented beautifully. Do check them out - they're great beneathasteelsky1.bandcamp.com/album/cleave
This is going to be a pretty sick way to spend Saturday night and is an absolute bargain for 4 brilliant bands. If you're within stomping distance of Southend, come hang out!
Just under two weeks until the first DTE show of the year.
@warpstormer.bsky.social, @praetoriankvlt.bsky.social, CrowGod, Reverent Son will be providing the noise Saturday Jan 24th at The Fickle Pickle, Southend.
There might even be a special surprise for the first few folks through the door 👀
@warpstormer.bsky.social, @praetoriankvlt.bsky.social, CrowGod, Reverent Son will be providing the noise Saturday Jan 24th at The Fickle Pickle, Southend.
There might even be a special surprise for the first few folks through the door 👀
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 AM
This is going to be a pretty sick way to spend Saturday night and is an absolute bargain for 4 brilliant bands. If you're within stomping distance of Southend, come hang out!
cool as hell
Skull with Burning Cigarette - 1885
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13795
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13795
January 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
cool as hell
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"Kate, you should use AI to handle your terrible email inbox!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"Kate, you should use AI to handle your terrible email inbox!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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This is literally an Abraham Simpson bit??
This was in the middle of his two hour long, meandering, slurred press conference today.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 AM
This is literally an Abraham Simpson bit??
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
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is this good
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $1.3 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
is this good
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
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Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
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AI’s gonna die and the economy is gonna slide off a cliff and it’s YOUR fault for not letting copilot insert factual errors into your work
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
AI’s gonna die and the economy is gonna slide off a cliff and it’s YOUR fault for not letting copilot insert factual errors into your work
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everything feels like it's falling apart and the world is on fire but I will take any small pleasure I can in watching Labour eat shit
January 20, 2026 at 9:02 AM
everything feels like it's falling apart and the world is on fire but I will take any small pleasure I can in watching Labour eat shit
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"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
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In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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Radio 3 Unwind "Refreshing classical music to quieten your mind" is playing the music from Schindler's List
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Radio 3 Unwind "Refreshing classical music to quieten your mind" is playing the music from Schindler's List
ahh, the joys of having a cat. even the 'decoy' water glass didn't work this time 😑
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
ahh, the joys of having a cat. even the 'decoy' water glass didn't work this time 😑
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ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
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These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.