Sushi Umbrella
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drdoylesays.bsky.social
Our traumatized nervous system is going to fall right into feeling controlled, trapped, and/or in trouble if we try to force ourselves to do things. Don't try to bully or pressure yourself.

Think I'm going to try this behavior for two minutes, & always leave yourself an out.
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thetroops.fightins.online
Baseball players should kiss. Same team, different team. Don’t care.
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
I like Mastodon, have been on/off for years & basically every time I try to Make It Do Something, I feel pretty stupid. The problem is that "a little bit of effort" is required constantly. That's good if your goal is to learn new things, but not if your goal is to, you know, post on social media.
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
This strategy is conventional wisdom for a lot of people and the funny thing is how it never ever actually works to win national elections.
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jfruh.bsky.social
genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity
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rockshrimp.bsky.social
one thing I learned during 2020 is that "less than lethal" munitions are explicitly designed to be shot into the ground so they lose velocity and bounce up into people and the reason I didn't know that before is literally NO ONE has ever deployed them that way.
jackjenkins.me
Reporter's notebook: I actually began working on this story shortly after footage of the incident showed up last month.

But by the time I finally got ahold of folks, the story grew: 2 *other* faith leaders I spoke with *also* reported being shot w/pepper balls while protesting this ICE facility.
jackjenkins.me
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
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filth-waste.bsky.social
unearthing an ancient tome of deep knowledge and crying about how woke it is
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cooptimo.bsky.social
"YOU AREN'T OCCUPYING PORTLAND, PORTLAND IS OCCUPYING YOU!" *random dude in inflatable costume starts twerking*
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
I think this is true, but it's been unexpectedly useful to be able to see that a person who's just followed me is following 12.3k other people, because then I know this is not a serious person and I can just ignore them.
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
Along those lines, have you ever seen John Ganz' Jock vs. Creep theory of fascism? It's living rent-free in my head right now. It signed a 99-year lease and isn't making any payments whatsoever.

www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-jockcr...
The Jock/Creep Theory of Fascism
It's Real and It Works
www.unpopularfront.news
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helldude.bsky.social
here's some crimes you can be tough on: corruption
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gbrockell.bsky.social
It is totally legal to vote not guilty if you think a law or an application of a law is bullshit, even if you think there is enough evidence to convict.
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bakoon.bsky.social
if you do not want to see bowser's penis you should simply post something that is more compelling,, welcome to the "marketplace of ideas"
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myrrlyn.net
(when i see The Cat As Big As I Am eating The Deer As Big As I Am) lookin pretty kissable bestie!!!
a cougar eating a deer and looking directly into the camera as if to imply the viewer is dessert
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
Like I'm sorry, but the AI weirdos have DELIBERATELY created this confusion 100% so they can capitalize on the assumptions people who don't understand the difference will make.

This was the endgame of all the AI bros! no one knowing the difference!

Sorry they created this mess BUT THEY DID!
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shaidorsai.bsky.social
I had a book on waterfowling back in the day and I will always remember the sentence “The best reason to kill and eat a goose is that a goose would absolutely kill and eat you, given the opportunity.”
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things
sushiumbrella.bsky.social
Thank you to everyone complaining about Mastodon, it reminds me that I still have Mastodon and I can look you up and follow you, v helpful
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whstancil.bsky.social
One reason former Republicans have been better at opposing Trump than many progressives is because they correctly understand that the GOP’s descent into fascism represents a dramatic shift, and is therefore scarier, where the latter groups feel the need to argue it’s just a continuation of trend
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captainacab.airbud.website
[coworker asks me what my plans are this weekend]

me: am i being detained?
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fuckotheinsane.bsky.social
Step right into this square on the floor while I pull the debate lever
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
One Perfect Shot

The Lighthouse (2019)

Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke
Directed by Robert Eggers

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Still from the television show The Simpsons showing the seacaptain on a lighthouse with the image made black and white. Text reads "Yar, I hate the sea and everything on it."
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maiamindel.bsky.social
I've said it before but the main reason why democracy is the superior system is that, while the average person is a moron, the average elite is even more moronic