The Sweaty Gardener
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The Sweaty Gardener
@sweatygardener.bsky.social
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I say things that are not to everyone's taste and I pick my nose
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Wrong kind of Dick to wake up to but I’ll sure take it
I'm selling feet pics if anyone is interested.

I won't divulge how many feet.
I can stay awake throughout the entirety of Godfather 3

- Me, flirting.
Going to do one sit up and announce it as a workout.
I only came here to watch porn but ended up bumping into old friends.
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Oh look, your mom ordered Door Dash.
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i like to pretend that every adult wearing a cast on their arm hurt themselves violently masturbating
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pinch my nipples and tell me im real
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First date idea: We flip each other off.
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what if penises had little hands and u could jerk someone off with yuour penis hands
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Not sure why everyone isn’t cheering for the BlueJays

Bjs are so fun
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I saved a pretty big spider from the flames of my stove by putting him on a paper towel and putting him outside. Where’s my Nobel Peace Prize
I'm unorthodox, I cum a number of months prior to sex
I'm pretty superficial, so happy shalloween
If I grow a mullet, does that instantly make me a sex machine?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but turn off the fucking news and go outside.
Pornstars take a shot to the neck almost everyday, you don't see them dying.
We be fucking but I'm wearing chain mail
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Welcome to your 50s, using the bathroom is now a multi-stage process.
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I think my toilet is finally sick of my shit.
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Do they make a full body sized ice pack? Asking for a friend.
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Forget the hoodie, I’m stealing your flannel and maybe your soul.