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Thon/thon or they/them. Gender purveyor. AuDHD. Polyam. Leftist. D&D, Locked Tomb, Star Wars, Marvel, Dark Tower, others. Probably not gonna be active here
Thri-kreen Bard named Barry Mandible
#DungeonsAndDragons #Punny
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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I once said that we will not get a social safety net by taxing beyonce, that's aiming way too damn low. people get mad at buy a house rich and forget about buy a government rich.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Creedence's cover of "Heard It Through the Grapevine" has a 6 min outro. The song is clearly over, yet it keeps going. There's nothing to look forward to, everything meaningful has happened, you're just waiting for the end. And you could skip to the next, but you don't. Maybe you can't.

Anyway,
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September 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I just realized I play my Switch about once a month, when the monthly subscription drops from my bank account and I'm like "well shit I gotta get my money's worth" and then proceed not to 🥴🙄
July 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
D&D rogue named Robin Hyde
July 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
June 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Fine, you win, we'll stay in tonight.
May 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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About wizards:

From my game COUNTERSPELL:

“A wizard’s magic can rewrite the very foundations of the cosmos, so why would they allow themselves to be bounded by anything so banal as a binary identity?”
April 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For context, click through to see what it's replying to
April 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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grandfather, i have witnessed genders far beyond your feeble mortal comprehension

i have gazed long into the void and the void answered back "please stop doing your dead eyed autism stare"
April 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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it's not that complicated, honestly

Stardew Valley? that's a metroidgrainia
League of Legends? a metroidlaneia
Among Us? metroidfeignia
if it's boring? it's metroidplainia.

was that so hard to metroidexplainia?
April 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Dentist: Please stop saying that.

Me: What?

Dentist: It's a Dentist's Office NOT-

Me: Listen I just think calling it an Oral Fix Station is way funnier.
April 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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My exclusive short The Tiger and the Tanner's Son is in here 🐯 Go get it!
March 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Y'all someone made a Blucifer account and it's perfect
i’ll post political opinions until i’m blue in the face

wait…
March 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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THE WHOLE SERIES IS OUT IN THE WILD!
I don't make any money on these, but please support physical media and tell your friends to check out the show so I can make a case to do moreeeeeeee!
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
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March 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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schume, verb: to spinelessly capitulate to fascists
March 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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It's time.
March 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I think you might have the sort of sophisticated, refined tastes that would allow you to appreciate the nuance and artistry of Cocaine Owlbear. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
March 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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After today I decided I never again want to waste my time arguing with cis gays about why supporting Harry Potter and the Queen of the TERFs is harmful, so I wrote a blog summarizing the whole thing. Please do share it widely instead of wasting yours.
So someone told you supporting Harry Potter is anti-trans
So, someone told you that supporting Harry Potter is anti-trans, and you either asked for more information or decided to argue about it…
shardsofblue.medium.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 AM
...fuck, I need this
“Congratulations, the test is now over.”

After a few weeks of printing and assembling, I now have everyone’s favorite murderous robot GlaDOS hanging from my ceiling. And it actually puts out a crapload of light, too - the lights in my office are off for these photos. :D
March 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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if something bites you and you die it's venomous
if you bite someone with no romantic attraction and you die that's a poison aro
February 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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It's true
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM