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Tedra Osell
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🧊 can gargle my balls
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Take all posts for what they are: something I threw together while eating rice and beans and scrolling on my phone.

(Quote shamelessly plagiarized from J Bouie)
Apropos of absolutely nothing but self check out is fucking evil and can we please get rid of it when we remake the world
January 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Omg this discussion is going to make me crazy. When you realize you are wrong—indeed have been badly, dangerously wrong—the first order of business is to recalibrate your fucking head. “False alarms” isn’t recalibration.
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
How are the flowers? I read that they were blooming really early after all the rain
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Yup. It’s one of the (many) really nice things about that city.
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
This is an excellent piece
Six years ago I wrote in the Washington Post that police must not hide their face or name. Seems kind of pertinent now, right? Here’s a link to a free version of the piece I wrote. I was angry and sad then. I’m angry and sad now. Courage. Use it. Now.

www.heraldnet.com/opinion/comm...
Commentary: I’m a police officer; you should know my name | HeraldNet.com
The ability to identify an officer — local or federal — is a requirement for accountability and trust.
www.heraldnet.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
You’re a journalist and a good one, doing vital work. That means being healthy enough to do that work is the most important part of your job.

Thank you for what you do. I’ve been following you for years. You matter to me.
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’ve been thinking exactly this—my experience of Minneapolis is that yes, ppl know and are decent to their neighbors.
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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It's a category error.

So many of these people seem to believe that the goal of education is the thesis or the essay, the written work itself.
Or the grade it receives. Or the diploma.

But the goal of education is to produce people capable of creating the thesis.
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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There’s no real debate. I have witnessed a very small number of ICE activists advocating for carrying firearms or even trying to agitate by physically striking ICE vehicles, etc. Let’s be clear: the incredibly vast majority of people resisting ICE correctly believe these people are fools.
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This is absolutely awful but also just clownishly hilarious.

“Your accent gives me reason to believe you aren’t a US citizen”
“What about YOUR accent?!?!?”
How much more in your face can it be?

"Why are you asking me for my paperwork?"
"Because of your accent."
"You have an accent too."
"Where were you born sir?"
"Where were you born at?"
"Put your hands behind your back."
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Trump voting neighbor, whose wife just gave birth to a daughter and who we are friendly with, went out of his way to compliment my “biology is bigger than binaries” shirt so I suspect he regrets his fucking vote.
Binaries shirt Pre-order
You can't put biology into a box. Whatever rule you try to impose on nature, a species, population, or individual will break that rule. Embrace...
squidfacts.bigcartel.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Nope! But it can’t be more demanding on the ol EF than managing health insurance crap
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I’m not googling what happens if it’s not, choosing to believe modern medicine has come up with some probably unpleasant but ultimately effective treatment.
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Right? It would suck if I started with the chronic nausea and diarrhea just as the kitchen finally became fucking pleasant to cook in. (We are all going to go get blood work obvs.)
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The downside is that this is all a massive pain in the ass and we may all have lead poisoning including the cat.
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The silver lining is that since we’re spending a shit ton of money we don’t have hiring experts to finish kitchen redo rather than self-contracting and DIY, we are going to just go ahead and widen doors and install windows that we had planned to do down the line. So I’ll get my fancy kitchen faster.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Personal update: so yes our house is contaminated with lead dust bc of a renovation snafu. Abatement company and contractors will be employed. Laundering every soft thing in house is in process. Strict shoe and vacuuming protocols have been implemented. Local restaurants are being patronized.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Reposting to tell you to read the alt text
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Seconded
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Plus a lady marmalade!
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
She is perfect. I want her! (My existing cat would plotz)
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Amen
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM