Venal Ant Libel 🔔
@teffie.bsky.social
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Valentina Bell, most of the time 🇵🇦🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪 Available with more Spanish at @[email protected] also tumblr
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teffie.bsky.social
Some assholes want to be quote-dunked to collect victim sympathy and for a humiliation fetish. Don't show your feet for free.
teffie.bsky.social
Please please please do not forget the hard posting safety lessons from Twitter.

Don't quote dunk.
Screenshot.
Don't give your platform to assholes.
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teffie.bsky.social
If two or more semen samples share similar or complementary taste notes, can be successfully labeled as "cumpatible".
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teffie.bsky.social
you call it "references" and "easter eggs"; i call it "reusing assets", because i'm a cynic and i get off on shitting on your joy
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teffie.bsky.social
She's so hot I don't care what's on her pants
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teffie.bsky.social
if *you* can't see *me*, that's a *you* problem, skill issue
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teffie.bsky.social
Faith is the opposite of withholding judgment.
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teffie.bsky.social
It's so good to have a hose that doesn't kink and a hoe that doesn't kinkshame
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teffie.bsky.social
One of the funny things about mastodon is the tendency to shorten the name to 'masto', which is a medical prefix related to breasts. Search for macromastia, for example.
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teffie.bsky.social
How well the rest of k-pop compares to huntrix
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teffie.bsky.social
If you share your personal experiences, encounters, and reflections of God's work in your life, with your whole chest, it becomes a chestimony
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teffie.bsky.social
"Speak softly and helicopter your hog—you will go far."
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teffie.bsky.social
I'm tired of being nice to people who go apeshit with me and viceversa
teffie.bsky.social
You'll have to speak louder, I'm wearing a towel
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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wagatwe.com
child sex abuse is a problem across ideological lines HOWEVER conservativism perfectly aligns with the value system of a child abuser
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
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teffie.bsky.social
Saw a tall dude with reddish long hair in the bus today and this is what I thought
Carla Rutten, a trans woman, says to an off-panel young man: "you still have time to realize your full potential", hinting that he would make a gorgeous woman, maybe because this young man has a gorgeous woman twin
teffie.bsky.social
Reminds me of Kathryn Ryan after leaving Mock The Week: all the seats had names on them except hers, which was labeled "woman"
teffie.bsky.social
Reminds me of the tumblr post where somebody mixed powdered milk and lacroix and got instant spoiled milk
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unburntwitch.com
Almost everyone would rather die for reasons like “things are only meaningful bc they end” (shallow copium imo) or “everyone I know and love would die” (they will anyway at least immortality = max time with them and more people will be born to adore) or “I would be so bored” (skill issue tbh)
rycady.bsky.social
wait, 66% of responders would rather DIE?????
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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kaelyrhn.kayleighbourquin.com
You are creative.

Innately, inherently. Whether that's been encouraged or discouraged in you doesn't change that you are creative.