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haute dog
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He/him ¦ Oakland, CA
ffs
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 AM
This is elder abuse
January 20, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
GMMG strikes again!
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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I fucking love this guy
"We're protesting fascists even when it's cold as hell; they had about 17 police officers show up—not to protect us from the Nazis 30 feet away but to put out our fires," -ICE protester tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social as police put out their fire in -9 degree wind chill. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Comments on the Florida Panthers insta account pass the vibe check
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.

ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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ICE car was raided in Minneapolis,
documents were found that reveal their ENTIRE plan,
those involved,
judges, maps,
their immigrant targets plan of attack (yes they call them targets),
names,
numbers,
emails, hotels,
hotel phone numbers & more !

#ICE #MN #Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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This is a negotiation for hostages.
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Hell yeah
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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what legal expenses?
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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You can get away with it.
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Jim Montgomery wanted to pull Jordan Binnington after he gave up the 7th goal but they couldn't find backup Joel Hofer (United Center benches aren't big enough)
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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oops, too late
January 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM