Sam Branman
@tenyards.bsky.social
Designer, DJ, Drag performer wrangler
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I have to get up and make cool dress for incredible performer but I just wanna play with my cool dick
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have to get up and make cool dress for incredible performer but I just wanna play with my cool dick
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What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
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For some reason I cannot remove this picture from my posts. Keep trying to restart the app but it’s not working. Must be a bug.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
For some reason I cannot remove this picture from my posts. Keep trying to restart the app but it’s not working. Must be a bug.
Unfortunately horny enough I am sexting
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Unfortunately horny enough I am sexting
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Not a single senate Democrat should be politically safe from this day forward. Not one
Blame *all* Democratic incumbents for this surrender. Not just the ones voting for it. The others could have voted to remove Schumer long ago and install a leader capable of formulating a strategy and holding his people together. They were content to stay with a proven loser.
I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Not a single senate Democrat should be politically safe from this day forward. Not one
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
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Never once in decades gotten anyone at Schumer’s office to answer his phones. Had to go outside his apartment in Brooklyn to protest, if he’s even home there, which happens so regularly this is what happens when you google it
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Never once in decades gotten anyone at Schumer’s office to answer his phones. Had to go outside his apartment in Brooklyn to protest, if he’s even home there, which happens so regularly this is what happens when you google it
I was very brave and slept naked for the first time since getting pierced
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I was very brave and slept naked for the first time since getting pierced
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do you remember the post a while back where someone suggested a sitcom where Cuomo and Dershowitz are roommates in new york city and every episode Cuomo loses an election and Dershowitz is refused a pierogi?
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
do you remember the post a while back where someone suggested a sitcom where Cuomo and Dershowitz are roommates in new york city and every episode Cuomo loses an election and Dershowitz is refused a pierogi?
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What's more is that you can uncheck all the options here, but Bluesky will still hide uncouth posts under "Show more replies" and there's nothing you can do to change it. Thanks Nanny Jay.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What's more is that you can uncheck all the options here, but Bluesky will still hide uncouth posts under "Show more replies" and there's nothing you can do to change it. Thanks Nanny Jay.
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They're multiplying
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They're multiplying
Posting dick on Scruff moments just so
I can tell people it’s out of commission for four months
I can tell people it’s out of commission for four months
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Posting dick on Scruff moments just so
I can tell people it’s out of commission for four months
I can tell people it’s out of commission for four months
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
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despite the triumph in NYC yesterday the state Dem party remains a sclerotic mess with no ideas and dogshit political instincts. to see that Dems won statewide races in *Georgia* while getting stomped on LI speaks volumes. Zohran’s lucky they wanted nothing to do with him
The Democrats' big idea prior to the election was to create a "Moderate Party" ballot line to offset the "Conservative Party" ballot line all the NY Republicans are also listed on for elections. Looks like it worked great! Its Democratic founder lost by 8 points!
Moderate Party launches in Nassau County to reject extremism
The moderate party is a rejection of political extremism, co-founder Dave Kerpen said, seeking to better represent voters who reside in the middle.
www.longislandpress.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
despite the triumph in NYC yesterday the state Dem party remains a sclerotic mess with no ideas and dogshit political instincts. to see that Dems won statewide races in *Georgia* while getting stomped on LI speaks volumes. Zohran’s lucky they wanted nothing to do with him
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remember when they had Bill Clinton and Jim Clyburn endorse Cuomo lol
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
remember when they had Bill Clinton and Jim Clyburn endorse Cuomo lol
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They likely won’t have any numbers until 9 pm when polls close but @thecity.nyc has a page here:
www.thecity.nyc/home-mayoral...
www.thecity.nyc/home-mayoral...
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They likely won’t have any numbers until 9 pm when polls close but @thecity.nyc has a page here:
www.thecity.nyc/home-mayoral...
www.thecity.nyc/home-mayoral...
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Schumer will not be re-elected in 2028. He may launch a re-election campaign but he will not be the nominee
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Schumer will not be re-elected in 2028. He may launch a re-election campaign but he will not be the nominee
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every city in the country, including yours, has someone with the energy and values as mamdani btw
imagine a party that looks at mamdani and encourages it instead of goes panic mode on cnn every day
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
every city in the country, including yours, has someone with the energy and values as mamdani btw
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Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Our team will be out all day covering the election, and we want to hear from you. Are there problems or long lines at your polling place? Electioneering? A voting sticker shortage? Drop a line at [email protected].
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Our team will be out all day covering the election, and we want to hear from you. Are there problems or long lines at your polling place? Electioneering? A voting sticker shortage? Drop a line at [email protected].
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You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
Wow do we think piercing my dick pierced Dick Cheney’s heart and killed him
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Wow do we think piercing my dick pierced Dick Cheney’s heart and killed him
Dick Cheney’s Dead new Pink Pony Club parody song
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Dick Cheney’s Dead new Pink Pony Club parody song