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That BG Dork
@thatbgdork.bsky.social
Queer, cis, yelly feminist.
Happily married to @failnaut.bsky.social.
ADHD.
Indie film actor & PA.
Gamers 3 extra.
Game writer/dev/consult.
Indie tabletop buyer for distro.
@TabletopGaymers.bsky.social Officer.
GAMA director.

Al & Web3 are for incels.
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Now that this is done, we can share the film :) Enjoy :) youtu.be/aQXdRRmXwJA?...
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November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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So, real talk. The imposter syndrome never really goes away either, it's like an old chronic injury that flares up again and gets really bad at certain times of the year, or if you've strained yourself. It creeps back when you don't expect it, and it's hard not to hear that little voice get louder.
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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By the way, note that the description of Biden as being "in obvious mental decline" was left in the speech, while the description of Trump as the "most openly corrupt president in American history" was removed:
Note that the BBC openly admits in an email to me that the removal of this claim about Trump's world-historical corruption was done "on legal advice."

Translation: Trump's threat of a lawsuit, no matter how bogus, has now been rewarded.

newrepublic.com/article/2036...
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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#RECALL: About 200k Ozark Trail Tabletop 1-Burner Butane Camping Stoves; The stoves can explode or catch fire, posing a burn and fire hazard to consumers. Get full refund: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this is how I learned @defunctland.bsky.social was on bsky lol
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In 2025, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, a government agency mostly known for exploding turkeys, announced the existence of a secret joint museum built with a regional sewer district from Northeast Ohio...
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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In the joint CPSC- @neorsd.org museum, the grease ball exhibit is right next to the "turkeys used in demonstrations" exhibit and the visitation numbers are exceptional.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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[@defunctland.bsky.social voice]

In 2025, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, a government agency mostly known for exploding turkeys, announced the existence of a secret joint museum built with a regional sewer district from Northeast Ohio...
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Been fucked all year by the state/feds & they’re only getting started. I’m in trade school & also currently taking care of my mom’s cats while she recovers from hip replacement & getting dad settled in memory care. It’s a lot. Plz help/share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I want white women to want better for themselves. You don't have to shag a catcher's mitt
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.

But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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It’s a probability machine that operates like a MUCH simpler version of AI but it doesn’t use LLMs in any way. The code is available on that page if you wanna check it out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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To be clear there is no AI in this. Perchance has AI “features” which i really hate, but it’s also the only site that has these kind of powerful randomization tools. All the text generated by my tool is written by me and design to be smashed together into funny outcomes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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I'm having way too much fun with this. It now generates random proper nouns for names and the random taglines have gotten much more silly.

Go try it out and send me your funniest results!

perchance.org/scifi-shell-...
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
At this point, I'm just focusing on coming up w/ ridiculous fucking ideas for sticker tattoos bc if I can't stop the doom, I can at least make it real fuckin obvious what my politics are w/ a violently colorful, feminine, leftist sleeve before EOY 2026.

2 down, @ least 4 & the background to go.
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'm so fucking tired of being a goddamn Cassandra, man. it's been twenty years of AuADHD pattern recognition and everyone with the ability to fix or stop it ignoring me until there's goosestepping agents arresting _their_ neighbors, or doubling _their_ insurance costs.

just. fucking. exhausted.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
See, it's not fair to say Elon has contributed _nothing_ to the world: he's contributed at LEAST 600,000 deaths from his tantrum that stripped USAid of funds! hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-s...
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.

No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:

“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
bless them lol
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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"I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people."
Hero modder who started the Thomas the Tank Engine meme with Skyrim thumbs his nose at 'legal threats' and 'black vans with the Mattel logo' by modding Thomas into Morrowind: 'I have issues with autho...
Choo choo!
www.pcgamer.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM