Courtenay Harris
@thatharrisguy.bsky.social
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Born in Miami. Live in Fort Worth. Heart in Green Bay. Award-Winning Baker. Teacher. Business Owner. | christophersbakery.com "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
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thatharrisguy.bsky.social
Man, I appreciate you.

www.christophersbakery.com

Winner of DFW's Best Bakery & Dessert in 2021. We ship a lot of our products across the country, too.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
Thank you for my 11:11 smile this morning.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
Insanity. Thank you for sharing it.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
Like, who in their right mind believes this? Even if he did get a call, it was certainly some white house staffer faking a Venezuelan accent.
atrupar.com
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Contemplating drinking my iced coffee from my Trident Cup this morning. Go M’s.
Trident Cup on a radiator
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donmoyn.bsky.social
They finally acknowledged Melissa Hortman but are using her to justify their ongoing suppression of dissent, skating over the fact that her killer was not Antifa but a Trump supporter who had a long list of other Democrats, abortion rights advocates and health care officials he planned to target.
atrupar.com
Bondi: "We've been living through a horrific cycle of political violence in this country ... night after night antifa wrecks havoc on the streets of our cities. In Minnesota, a gunman murdered a state lawmaker and her husband."
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mccrum.bsky.social
This isn’t funny. Judges only speak to the press when they’re in extreme distress
leahlitman.bsky.social
More judges speak to the press (the NYT) about what a disaster the Supreme Court (specifically the shadow docket) has been - “incredibly demoralizing & troubling”; a “judicial crisis”; a “slap in the face to district courts.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
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thatharrisguy.bsky.social
Still can't believe the Mariners actually won a George Kirby start last night. Maybe it was balanced out by Skubal starting.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
Not Josh Naylor with the Kraken jersey.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
My God, Detroit put up a hell of a fight.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
I literally could not watch the top of any of those innings. I was watching anything but that game.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
I'm about to turn this off. I can't watch.
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almasuono.bsky.social
Dawg its been chaos in this country every fuckin day since JANUARY
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edroso.bsky.social
This is a flex.

He know his rubes will believe any shit he tells them and he wants to see how far he can take it.

Next week he'll tell them everyone in Portland lives in caves now and eats brontosaurus ribs like the Flintstones.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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miketaddow.bsky.social
i am aging RAPIDLY
- ancient mariners proverb
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theathletic.com
No luck necessary ♠️

The Las Vegas Aces are WNBA champions for the third time in four years.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
I hate that all my favorite teams are teams we ALWAYS expect something bad to happen to. I could feel the stress through the TV.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
They're SO annoying. It's why I usually just go at night. I'm gonna have to try Lubbies.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
Having no morals at all gets you a lot of things.
thatharrisguy.bsky.social
I'm a Shug's guy, myself. Although I fear that makes me hipster.
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emilyyour8.bsky.social
June 2017 Trump: Qatar is funding terrorists!!!

May 2025 Qatar: Here's a $400,000,000 bribe, I mean plane!

Oct. 2025 Trump: Qatar needs an airbase in Idaho!!!

The quid is pro quo-ing all over the place.