Will Cross, Ph.D.
thatn3rd.bsky.social
Will Cross, Ph.D.
@thatn3rd.bsky.social
Physicist by education. Storyteller by profession. Opinions my own. He/him
The problem with betting markets is that the rich can manipulate them for personal reasons and it looks like public consensus.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Riding in a car with a teenage child is terrifying
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.

You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fund this science!
I just think there should be a desktop centrifuge for pens. Yeah! I know it would make a mess! I know how physics works! I don't care, I want it. Get that ink ALL the way to the bottom. That's what I want.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Paying off bullies just the one time: what could possibly go wrong?
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
As an academic crank, I approve this message
"only MDs are allowed to go by doctor" discourse is negatively polarizing me into being one of those "actually they STOLE the title from academics cranks"
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The replies to this are amazing.

Example: bsky.app/profile/peao...
my goodness:

Chotiner: who funds this shit
Ben Smith: How dare you ask such a question. Check your facts!
Chotiner: I have now checked my facts. A thread (1/381)
Ben Smith:
a man in a hospital gown with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
ALT: a man in a hospital gown with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"Verified"

Musk ignored the fact that social media verification is a service provided *to* the users, to draw us to the platform.

Now it just means *boosted by the algorithm*. There's no verification occurring... except maybe if someone tries to impersonate a celebrity.
Things online are often not as they appear.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Flights are getting cancelled because the government won't pay traffic controllers and our transportation secretary is talking about implementing a dress code

We should really look for competence in our leaders
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What *does* get classified as a hate symbol by the current administration?
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
People we have already solved the problem of dead beached whales, so why are you just standing around
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Real "hydrogen monoxide found in juice boxes" energy here
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."

www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Neighbors spying on neighbors for the state

What could possibly go wrong
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public

www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Not one
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Everything he says strongly suggests getting all his information from right wing nutters. Within that echo chamber he positions himself as a liberal: pushing back against the extremists and trying to reason with the moderates. He doesn't realise that from the outside he just looks like one of them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why is nobody else pointing out that the Lizza/Nuzzi situation has too many z's and it's making our brains vibrate
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Agreed 👍

If anyone in your life is justifying this coverup by saying 15 year olds are legal. Do. Not. Let. Them. Around. Your. Children. 🗣️
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Just saw a woman being deliberately funny on the internet. This is not a drill. Don't panic lads we trained for this. I'll take angrily responding to her as if she literally meant the absurd claim unironically, you swing left on telling her she's so funny its hot not like other girls. Let's do this!
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM