Allen Bored
@theboredshow.bsky.social
I like socialism and sportsball
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
While everyone is debating what the ACC should have done with their tiebreaker, I suggest we just get rid conference championship games altogether. What purpose do they even serve with the current payoff format?
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
While everyone is debating what the ACC should have done with their tiebreaker, I suggest we just get rid conference championship games altogether. What purpose do they even serve with the current payoff format?
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
No one has been cancelled, ever.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No one has been cancelled, ever.
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*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
I can never get on board with the going for two down nine thing, especially this late in a game.
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can never get on board with the going for two down nine thing, especially this late in a game.
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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The Ravens lost because they wore ugly clothes
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Ravens lost because they wore ugly clothes
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Wow, I can watch UFC 38479 with Piladt Zuryn taking on Redwaut Biffcon and all I have to do is give money to Paramount?
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wow, I can watch UFC 38479 with Piladt Zuryn taking on Redwaut Biffcon and all I have to do is give money to Paramount?
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
My only Thanksgiving food take is cranberry sauce is a child’s food and you shouldn’t eat it if you are old enough to vote.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My only Thanksgiving food take is cranberry sauce is a child’s food and you shouldn’t eat it if you are old enough to vote.
You don’t have to “DOGE had some good ideas”.
We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You don’t have to “DOGE had some good ideas”.
All pie opinions are valid.
All cake opinions are invalid.
All cake opinions are invalid.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
All pie opinions are valid.
All cake opinions are invalid.
All cake opinions are invalid.
Rest in prison, bozo.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rest in prison, bozo.
Reminder that Bari did a sit-down interview with Woody Allen only two months ago. She seems to be a big fan of pedophiles.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Reminder that Bari did a sit-down interview with Woody Allen only two months ago. She seems to be a big fan of pedophiles.
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DOGE investigations and prosecutions are already overdue
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
DOGE investigations and prosecutions are already overdue
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I know people are going to revel in the schadenfreude here, but this is really just an admission—given how close the House is split—that they’re just mad it didn’t work. Fewer than a dozen House GOPers could change America tomorrow. That they’re not proves this is just about losing, not principles.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I know people are going to revel in the schadenfreude here, but this is really just an admission—given how close the House is split—that they’re just mad it didn’t work. Fewer than a dozen House GOPers could change America tomorrow. That they’re not proves this is just about losing, not principles.
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Reaggravated it jerking himself off
Rap: Aaron Rodgers (left wrist) won't play Week 12.
Mason Rudolph will start for the Steelers.
Mason Rudolph will start for the Steelers.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reaggravated it jerking himself off
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I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
Being on the right side of releasing the Epstein files was an insanely low bar to clear and it doesn’t erase that MTG is a racist and antisemite.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Being on the right side of releasing the Epstein files was an insanely low bar to clear and it doesn’t erase that MTG is a racist and antisemite.
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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November 20, 1981: Kevin Stacom (who’d been out of the NBA for 2+ seasons) drives to Boston to meet Don Nelson for breakfast and later watch a Bucks-Celtics game at Boston Garden, but ends up PLAYING for the Bucks in the game instead (and scoring 10 PTS).
📰 Sports Illustrated
📰 Sports Illustrated
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
November 20, 1981: Kevin Stacom (who’d been out of the NBA for 2+ seasons) drives to Boston to meet Don Nelson for breakfast and later watch a Bucks-Celtics game at Boston Garden, but ends up PLAYING for the Bucks in the game instead (and scoring 10 PTS).
📰 Sports Illustrated
📰 Sports Illustrated
When they say the game is a Peacock exclusive.
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When they say the game is a Peacock exclusive.