Allen Bored
@theboredshow.bsky.social
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I like socialism and sportsball My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
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theboredshow.bsky.social
They'll close the show with a cross burning.
washingtonpost.com
Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.
MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show
Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.
www.washingtonpost.com
theboredshow.bsky.social
lol one of the most predictable things he’s ever done. And of course they’ve never actually stopped naming the day after the colonizer but as always conservatives have to make shit up to get mad about.
Picture of my wall calendar that has the 13th as Columbus Day and Indigenous Peoples Day.
theboredshow.bsky.social
We are two Americas: Blue states where you can’t own a raccoon and Green states where you can own a raccoon.
terriblemapshq.bsky.social
Where it’s legal to own a raccoon in the U.S.
theboredshow.bsky.social
E-Girl and her Antifa founder boyfriend
theboredshow.bsky.social
I’m sure they are going to give us the name of this “Antifa Founder” any minute now because they are totally a real person.
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
theboredshow.bsky.social
Would a UFL expansion team say “no”?
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elivalley.bsky.social
More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.
Multiple tweets from Nazi Jack Posobiec in 2016 making "jokes" involving the Nazi code "1488."
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screamerjim.bsky.social
How can you not be romantic about baseball
theboredshow.bsky.social
Damn how do you give up on an up-and-coming talent and within the division no less!?
fantasynflnews.bsky.social
Rap: Joe Flacco traded to the Bengals.
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
theboredshow.bsky.social
I never want to see Stephen Miller's face again unless he is being arrested or being thrown into a garbage dumpster.
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idgordon.bsky.social
If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
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jasoncheathawks.bsky.social
the cardinals have gone 0-3 since charles kirk's funeral was held in their stadium.
theboredshow.bsky.social
The 49ers are decimated by injuries and haven’t won a game by more than five points yet now have sole possession of first place in the NFC West with three wins in the division already banked.
theboredshow.bsky.social
The Arizona Cardinals are a team that doesn’t exist.
theboredshow.bsky.social
So uh what is James Franklin’s buyout?
theboredshow.bsky.social
Obviously not the most important thing but my first thought was "it doesn't even look like a coin!"
samd.bsky.social
reddit occupied government
Ken Dilanian
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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.
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marisakabas.bsky.social
SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years.

From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:
MAGA’s “Voter Fraud” Watchdog Votes in a Swing State. He Doesn’t Live There.
A long paper trail shows that Jack Posobiec casts a ballot in one state and lives in another.
slate.com
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osullyville.bsky.social
I need to know who put the money up for all this media placement of a non story this week
theboredshow.bsky.social
They could just record a video of themselves.
laurajedeed.bsky.social
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen
theboredshow.bsky.social
This is the most emotionally fragile man on Earth.
atrupar.com
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"