TheeBoneDaddy💀
@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST
Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
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Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
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There's nothing wrong with you that can't be corrected by a non-stop 24-hour session with The Fireplace Channel.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
There's nothing wrong with you that can't be corrected by a non-stop 24-hour session with The Fireplace Channel.
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Do you hate being stuck in the kitchen on Thanksgiving?
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Do you hate being stuck in the kitchen on Thanksgiving?
A seasonal Pilgrim homily for you that should prove useful in the coming days:
"If you put enough mayonnaise on the bread, you'll barely notice how much the leftover turkey has dried out."
"If you put enough mayonnaise on the bread, you'll barely notice how much the leftover turkey has dried out."
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A seasonal Pilgrim homily for you that should prove useful in the coming days:
"If you put enough mayonnaise on the bread, you'll barely notice how much the leftover turkey has dried out."
"If you put enough mayonnaise on the bread, you'll barely notice how much the leftover turkey has dried out."
Don't worry kids, if your follower-to-follow ratio is 30 to 1, I won't join in and make it any more embarrassing for you.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Don't worry kids, if your follower-to-follow ratio is 30 to 1, I won't join in and make it any more embarrassing for you.
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who up shimmying they cocoa pops
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
who up shimmying they cocoa pops
Interesting new (for me, anyway) phenomenon this afternoon: Got a 'no ring' telephone call from a private number that went straight to voicemail, resulting only in an icon announcing its occurrence. Upon listening, it was ostensibly from a charity CEO, in Kenya, who I actually know, thanking me.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Interesting new (for me, anyway) phenomenon this afternoon: Got a 'no ring' telephone call from a private number that went straight to voicemail, resulting only in an icon announcing its occurrence. Upon listening, it was ostensibly from a charity CEO, in Kenya, who I actually know, thanking me.
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from now on all kissing is censored in everything unless i get a kiss too
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
from now on all kissing is censored in everything unless i get a kiss too
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one thing about me is i will post anything that pops into my head as long as it’s annoying enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
one thing about me is i will post anything that pops into my head as long as it’s annoying enough
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Sixth Sense Degree Murder: when i murder you so good that you don't even know you're dead 💀
We need a new degree of murder
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sixth Sense Degree Murder: when i murder you so good that you don't even know you're dead 💀
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Almost time to get out the supple and luxurious Viva paper towels so Thanksgiving invitees think I've really made it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Almost time to get out the supple and luxurious Viva paper towels so Thanksgiving invitees think I've really made it.
What I'm wearing to BlueSky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What I'm wearing to BlueSky rehab
Welp, looks like the end of year full court press for charitable donations is beginning. You'd think the places you've given to for decades would save their money and go shakedown possible new donors.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Welp, looks like the end of year full court press for charitable donations is beginning. You'd think the places you've given to for decades would save their money and go shakedown possible new donors.
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"You'll stop worrying what others think about you when you realize how seldom they do."
David Foster Wallace
David Foster Wallace
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"You'll stop worrying what others think about you when you realize how seldom they do."
David Foster Wallace
David Foster Wallace
It's a little late, but I just got an invitation to an afternoon cookout on the beach for Thanksgiving. Maybe!
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's a little late, but I just got an invitation to an afternoon cookout on the beach for Thanksgiving. Maybe!
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Why won’t ChatGPT tell me how to make my own penicillin? Doesn’t it care about my health and wellbeing? Jerk.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why won’t ChatGPT tell me how to make my own penicillin? Doesn’t it care about my health and wellbeing? Jerk.
"The Beast in Me," new release on Netflix. Definitely worth it. I watched all 8 episodes straight through interrupted only by a nap.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"The Beast in Me," new release on Netflix. Definitely worth it. I watched all 8 episodes straight through interrupted only by a nap.
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I have no jokes today. No refunds
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I have no jokes today. No refunds
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Misty Morning (2015)
by Liudmila Kondakova
by Liudmila Kondakova
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Misty Morning (2015)
by Liudmila Kondakova
by Liudmila Kondakova
The first three words you see will define your 2026?
Marriage
Chipotle
Boobs
Uhm...?
Marriage
Chipotle
Boobs
Uhm...?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Grind
Butt
Nachos
Grind
Butt
Nachos
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
wine
money
friends
wine
money
friends
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The first three words you see will define your 2026?
Marriage
Chipotle
Boobs
Uhm...?
Marriage
Chipotle
Boobs
Uhm...?
Seriously, don't you miss those 3-day long viral arguments where everyone and their brother weighs in on whether or not you can bitch online if your supermarket shopper fucks up one item on your order?
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Seriously, don't you miss those 3-day long viral arguments where everyone and their brother weighs in on whether or not you can bitch online if your supermarket shopper fucks up one item on your order?
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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The best way to handle travel problems this week is to insult your relatives and stay home.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The best way to handle travel problems this week is to insult your relatives and stay home.
Mama Can't Buy You Love (Remastered)
YouTube video by Elton John - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM