Maz, The
@themaz.bsky.social
Intrepid explorer of the internet.
"He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
"He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
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[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]
Played him like a fiddle.
the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
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Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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Standing in Costco doing google searches to figure out if the vilking themed chips are "vikings are neat!" or "oops all white supremacy". I love it here.
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Standing in Costco doing google searches to figure out if the vilking themed chips are "vikings are neat!" or "oops all white supremacy". I love it here.
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maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
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Very cool news: I am going to be the new Entomology & Horticulture Extension Educator for the Cape Cod Cooperative Extension!
Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!
Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Very cool news: I am going to be the new Entomology & Horticulture Extension Educator for the Cape Cod Cooperative Extension!
Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!
Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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It was always the most unrealistic part of Indecent Proposal that Robert Redford of all people would have to offer millions of dollars for someone’s wife to have sex with him. Nowadays, in the real world, the sort of person who has that kind of money and makes that kind of offer runs Twitter dot com
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It was always the most unrealistic part of Indecent Proposal that Robert Redford of all people would have to offer millions of dollars for someone’s wife to have sex with him. Nowadays, in the real world, the sort of person who has that kind of money and makes that kind of offer runs Twitter dot com
Hell probably more effective than trying to beat the AI screenings with my actual resume.
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
September 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hell probably more effective than trying to beat the AI screenings with my actual resume.
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Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
September 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
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(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
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Don’t know who made this but thank you
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don’t know who made this but thank you
Tipping the Walmart cashier after my fourth cart-load of shrimp
a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a clothing store
ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a clothing store
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Tipping the Walmart cashier after my fourth cart-load of shrimp
Watched Space Truckers last night and it further reinforces that 1) there's a lot of stuff I'll sit through if it's only 90min 2) a movie can be bad but still really fun if it commits to the bit and still genuinely tries to do something interesting
August 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Watched Space Truckers last night and it further reinforces that 1) there's a lot of stuff I'll sit through if it's only 90min 2) a movie can be bad but still really fun if it commits to the bit and still genuinely tries to do something interesting
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If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
if the rage-bait works too well it might be fake
::clap clap::
look, we’ve all been fooled before
when a deep-fake makes us sore
but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake
::clap clap::
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
::clap clap::
If you want to believe it, check it twice
::clap clap::
Doesn’t matter if it’s awful
Doesn’t matter if it’s nice
If it confirms your bias, check it twice!
::clap clap::
I like how my popping into the district a few times a month to like, go to a show, or have a meal, or play fucking D&D somehow makes me tougher than the entirety of the "alpha" idiots posting about crime from well outside the DMV
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I like how my popping into the district a few times a month to like, go to a show, or have a meal, or play fucking D&D somehow makes me tougher than the entirety of the "alpha" idiots posting about crime from well outside the DMV
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is it good that a big chunk of the economy right now is predicated on what if bonzi buddy had the power to induce mental illness and make you forget how to do math
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
is it good that a big chunk of the economy right now is predicated on what if bonzi buddy had the power to induce mental illness and make you forget how to do math