Maz, The
@themaz.bsky.social
Intrepid explorer of the internet.
"He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
"He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
Looking out at the driveway throughout the day
a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp
ALT: a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Looking out at the driveway throughout the day
I wonder if his headstone will be Dilbert shaped
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I wonder if his headstone will be Dilbert shaped
These are sick and I guess I'm sending more letters in 2026
Check out these lowrider stamps the USPS will be releasing in 2026. [kottke.org]
USPS Lowrider Stamps
The US Postal Service released a sneak peek at some of the stamps they’re going to release in 2026. Among them are these lowrider stamps:
Five models grace the stamps: a blue 1946 Chevrolet Fleetline named Let the Goo
kottke.org
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
These are sick and I guess I'm sending more letters in 2026
Naming my gingerbread flavored protein powder Jingle All the Whey
December 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Naming my gingerbread flavored protein powder Jingle All the Whey
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Harry Du Bois Karaoke Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Harry Du Bois Karaoke Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
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"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!"
"Just drive, Dave."
"Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy."
"You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint."
"Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."
"Just drive, Dave."
"Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy."
"You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint."
"Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!"
"Just drive, Dave."
"Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy."
"You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint."
"Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."
"Just drive, Dave."
"Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy."
"You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint."
"Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."
Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]
Played him like a fiddle.
the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
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Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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Standing in Costco doing google searches to figure out if the vilking themed chips are "vikings are neat!" or "oops all white supremacy". I love it here.
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Standing in Costco doing google searches to figure out if the vilking themed chips are "vikings are neat!" or "oops all white supremacy". I love it here.
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maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily