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Maz, The
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Intrepid explorer of the internet.
"He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Looking out at the driveway throughout the day
a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp
ALT: a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I wonder if his headstone will be Dilbert shaped
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
These are sick and I guess I'm sending more letters in 2026
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Naming my gingerbread flavored protein powder Jingle All the Whey
December 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Harry Du Bois Karaoke Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!"
"Just drive, Dave."
"Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy."
"You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint."
"Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]
Played him like a fiddle.
the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Happy Columbo’s Day
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Standing in Costco doing google searches to figure out if the vilking themed chips are "vikings are neat!" or "oops all white supremacy". I love it here.
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM