Cathrine Schmid
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Cathrine Schmid
@schmidcathrine.us
Medium Humanoid (Paladin), Lawful Good

AC 18 (plate armor)
HP 67 (6d10 + 31)
Speed 30 ft.

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
16 12 16 15 8 18

Condition Immunities: Frightened
Pinned
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The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oh my fucking god.
Pete Hegseth is planning for the military to sever all ties with Scouting America, saying the group once known as the Boy Scouts is no longer a meritocracy and has become an organization designed to "attack boy-friendly spaces," according to documents reviewed by NPR.
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Here’s something interesting: Even if members of Congress for some reason advised members of the military to disobey *legal* orders (which, to be clear, they did *not* do), even *that* wouldn’t be sedition.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Weird Al thing: making funny spoofs of popular songs.
Weird AI thing: So, now that I'm kind of in the traditional author world, I regularly get spam from people promising to introduce my book to tons of book clubs to make lots of sales. A few years ago, they were clearly spam both for the offering and because they were generic. Now they aren't generic.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fred in Galaxy Quest

tenor.com/view/tentacl...
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Fuck :(
RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Now that transgender awareness week is over, trans people no longer have disadvantage on Stealth checks.
Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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If you’re given illegal orders, it’s your patriotic duty to disobey.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Join Veteran/Writer @schmidcathrine.us on Mon, 12/8 at 7 PM ET (Live on Zoom, 👀later option) for a workshop to transform military language into poetry. Open to veterans & civilians, this session helps reclaim military language & rewrites the manual we need. More: yourownwords.eventbrite.com?aff=Bsky
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Theres something poetic about my retirement award being handed off to me at the shoppette by an admin clerk I've never met.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Anti-trans activists get away with really wild claims because there are that many trans people and people don't listen to us. Stuff that doesn't fly if you make even a cursory review of the evidence just hangs around for year after year, seemingly impervious to reality.
The majority of trans people are queer, bisexual, or pansexual. Less than 15% report being straight after transition. If people being trans was a way to make them "straight" it is horribly ineffective.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A big _hank you _o _he Depar_men_ of Ve_erans Affairs for all of your suppor_ _o our communi_y!
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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A very sticky problem that I don’t think is getting enough thought: when this regime is gone, we’re gonna have to do serious purging of law enforcement, especially on the federal level, but avoid the historic problems that come along with such purges. (See: Reconstruction, De-Baathification, etc.)
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Not having fully grappled with the gravity of using a firearm is so common and shows up in so many ways.

They aren't props. They're a measure of last resort. And if you're going to have one, you need to have really, truly done a lot of soul searching about using it meaning ending someone else.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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You know you dont have to call him The Secretary of War, right?

It's not a title. It's not a real thing!
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Rare true statement from FDA Commissioner Marty Makary
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM