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Amelia Carhartt
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I said I was here for a good time not a long time but the universe didn't listen
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<3
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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robot girl who dedicates all of her system resources to playing paradox games 24/7 so every time you talk to her she's an absolute bimbo but somehow has an encyclopedic knowledge of economics, warfare, history, and geography
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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My partner just shared these with me and I am obsessed
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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"Epic Gamer Grandma" Buried With Her 3 Million Followers
“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Welcome back to the stage of history
November 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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remember all the fuckin losers who were going “well regardless of the essay’s quality a 0 is too harsh” and “the TA was in the wrong too because how can you even, like, grade an assignment, man? thats not first amendment.” remember how many were big civil rights lawyers who said nothing since?
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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But I can see you
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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by far the funniest use case for AI is “I use it for powerpoints because I hate making them and nobody looks at them” because it kinda sounds like the real workflow savings would be to stop making powerpoints
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I love that nobody that brings this shit up as a news story will ever bring up the Why She Was Fired. She was fired for being trans in Oklahoma so that a white woman that wears a foundation two shades darker than her skin can have a job as a hatefluencer. Malpractice from the chicken shit media
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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the sheer contempt our society has for children is absolutely staggering. “kids lie constantly” is shit adults made up to justify never taking any meaningful action to support the children they so frequently claim to be protecting
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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"Seeking a place to die" is such a funny thing to have on a character profile for a 13 year old in a digimon show
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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archive.org/details/ceco... a higher quality version.
cecot-60mins : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
60 minutes segment on cecot
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM