Amelia Carhartt
@theschwall.bsky.social
I said I was here for a good time not a long time but the universe didn't listen
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in honor of the odyssey discourse, please read this post i have been thinking of nonstop for the last 24 hours
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
in honor of the odyssey discourse, please read this post i have been thinking of nonstop for the last 24 hours
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recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
If Sony got the rights to Mario one of their studios would make this game and then there would be an HBO series based on it that everyone would say made them cry
it's this one btw
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
If Sony got the rights to Mario one of their studios would make this game and then there would be an HBO series based on it that everyone would say made them cry
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I'm genuinely not sure which part of the AAA mario video is more perfect, "Focus, M" or "...and I MIGHT just have an upgrade waiting for you"
just, absolutely flawless understanding of the ah, Prestige-Game House Style
just, absolutely flawless understanding of the ah, Prestige-Game House Style
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'm genuinely not sure which part of the AAA mario video is more perfect, "Focus, M" or "...and I MIGHT just have an upgrade waiting for you"
just, absolutely flawless understanding of the ah, Prestige-Game House Style
just, absolutely flawless understanding of the ah, Prestige-Game House Style
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hrt won’t turn you into an anime waifu, but it will make you look like your mother. and i’d really like to fuck your mother. so take the fucking hormones.
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
hrt won’t turn you into an anime waifu, but it will make you look like your mother. and i’d really like to fuck your mother. so take the fucking hormones.
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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The thesis of the book is that early COVID lockdowns weren't worth it and mid-COVID mitigation measures like masks, contact tracing and business closures don't work.
This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS.
This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The thesis of the book is that early COVID lockdowns weren't worth it and mid-COVID mitigation measures like masks, contact tracing and business closures don't work.
This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS.
This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS.
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
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robot girl who dedicates all of her system resources to playing paradox games 24/7 so every time you talk to her she's an absolute bimbo but somehow has an encyclopedic knowledge of economics, warfare, history, and geography
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
robot girl who dedicates all of her system resources to playing paradox games 24/7 so every time you talk to her she's an absolute bimbo but somehow has an encyclopedic knowledge of economics, warfare, history, and geography
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one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Stay safe out there y'all
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
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My partner just shared these with me and I am obsessed
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My partner just shared these with me and I am obsessed
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"Epic Gamer Grandma" Buried With Her 3 Million Followers
“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Epic Gamer Grandma" Buried With Her 3 Million Followers
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Welcome back to the stage of history
November 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Welcome back to the stage of history
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remember all the fuckin losers who were going “well regardless of the essay’s quality a 0 is too harsh” and “the TA was in the wrong too because how can you even, like, grade an assignment, man? thats not first amendment.” remember how many were big civil rights lawyers who said nothing since?
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
remember all the fuckin losers who were going “well regardless of the essay’s quality a 0 is too harsh” and “the TA was in the wrong too because how can you even, like, grade an assignment, man? thats not first amendment.” remember how many were big civil rights lawyers who said nothing since?
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But I can see you
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
But I can see you
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone
Your bronze helm shining in the sun
And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby
And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone