Layton
@theshums.bsky.social
hello, i think you’re neat. i like games and soccer. trans rights.
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New Star Wars character just dropped
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
New Star Wars character just dropped
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Manager: You design that peace prize trophy for trump?
Sculptor: Sure did boss, the demonic hands of hell grasping as if to drag the entire world down with them, just like you asked.
Manager: Y'know what fine
Sculptor: Sure did boss, the demonic hands of hell grasping as if to drag the entire world down with them, just like you asked.
Manager: Y'know what fine
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Manager: You design that peace prize trophy for trump?
Sculptor: Sure did boss, the demonic hands of hell grasping as if to drag the entire world down with them, just like you asked.
Manager: Y'know what fine
Sculptor: Sure did boss, the demonic hands of hell grasping as if to drag the entire world down with them, just like you asked.
Manager: Y'know what fine
oh good, the silly part is over, I can watch the World Cup draw now
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
oh good, the silly part is over, I can watch the World Cup draw now
it makes me happy to see so many cozy coffee shops opening in provo. this is Moon Peak, just south of the Academy library.
(obligatory coffee shop selfie included)
(obligatory coffee shop selfie included)
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it makes me happy to see so many cozy coffee shops opening in provo. this is Moon Peak, just south of the Academy library.
(obligatory coffee shop selfie included)
(obligatory coffee shop selfie included)
forgot to mention
COME ON YOU GUNNERS
COME ON YOU GUNNERS
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
forgot to mention
COME ON YOU GUNNERS
COME ON YOU GUNNERS
I will not be posting a spotify wrapped because 95% of my spotify activity is a random soothing piano piece we use when the shumling is going to bed and the rest is kpop demon hunters and I don't need to share a jpeg to know that
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I will not be posting a spotify wrapped because 95% of my spotify activity is a random soothing piano piece we use when the shumling is going to bed and the rest is kpop demon hunters and I don't need to share a jpeg to know that
first morning back at my desk post-Thanksgiving and as usual I look less tired than I feel
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
first morning back at my desk post-Thanksgiving and as usual I look less tired than I feel
the clippers are a terrible team and organization, but chris paul has always been a whiny little herb, so it's a wash
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the clippers are a terrible team and organization, but chris paul has always been a whiny little herb, so it's a wash
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True free will is the holy trinity of three forever-rotating beverages on my desk
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
True free will is the holy trinity of three forever-rotating beverages on my desk
oh
Autism diagnosis quiz where the first question is "do you try to open the microwave at 1 second because you hate the beep" and if you say yes it just skips the rest of the quiz and says yeah
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
oh
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
okay
I don’t know when the right time is to discover your 2-year-old is capable of operating, but does not fully comprehend, the deadbolt on the door to your garage
but I can tell you that the WRONG time is when you’re getting down boxes of Christmas decorations and you don’t have your keys on you
I don’t know when the right time is to discover your 2-year-old is capable of operating, but does not fully comprehend, the deadbolt on the door to your garage
but I can tell you that the WRONG time is when you’re getting down boxes of Christmas decorations and you don’t have your keys on you
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
okay
I don’t know when the right time is to discover your 2-year-old is capable of operating, but does not fully comprehend, the deadbolt on the door to your garage
but I can tell you that the WRONG time is when you’re getting down boxes of Christmas decorations and you don’t have your keys on you
I don’t know when the right time is to discover your 2-year-old is capable of operating, but does not fully comprehend, the deadbolt on the door to your garage
but I can tell you that the WRONG time is when you’re getting down boxes of Christmas decorations and you don’t have your keys on you
toddler dropping (dry) froot loops on the rug: fine, I’ll pick it up
toddler immediately overcome with the need to incorporate those froot loops into the rug at the molecular level using physical violence: sigh, now we must involve vacuums
toddler immediately overcome with the need to incorporate those froot loops into the rug at the molecular level using physical violence: sigh, now we must involve vacuums
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
toddler dropping (dry) froot loops on the rug: fine, I’ll pick it up
toddler immediately overcome with the need to incorporate those froot loops into the rug at the molecular level using physical violence: sigh, now we must involve vacuums
toddler immediately overcome with the need to incorporate those froot loops into the rug at the molecular level using physical violence: sigh, now we must involve vacuums
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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Having seen this, I’ve got to say, the KPop Demon Hunter fans need to re-discover Final Fantasy X-2, where you play a girl band who changes fighting classes by changing dresses and has no less than two concerts on the way to saving the world from a giant weapon.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Having seen this, I’ve got to say, the KPop Demon Hunter fans need to re-discover Final Fantasy X-2, where you play a girl band who changes fighting classes by changing dresses and has no less than two concerts on the way to saving the world from a giant weapon.
new sbemail youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
new sbemail youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc
Ms. Rachel: S IS FOR STAR!!!!
Me: …….where did she get a Fire Flower
Me: …….where did she get a Fire Flower
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ms. Rachel: S IS FOR STAR!!!!
Me: …….where did she get a Fire Flower
Me: …….where did she get a Fire Flower
I hereby offer my services to any and all doctor, dentist, and other healthcare offices to find the motion smoothing options on their TVs and turn them off
I will do this for a very nominal fee
by which I mean I will pay you to let me do this
please
I will do this for a very nominal fee
by which I mean I will pay you to let me do this
please
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hereby offer my services to any and all doctor, dentist, and other healthcare offices to find the motion smoothing options on their TVs and turn them off
I will do this for a very nominal fee
by which I mean I will pay you to let me do this
please
I will do this for a very nominal fee
by which I mean I will pay you to let me do this
please
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Star Trek is always so relatable. I’m human and I also don’t have any money…
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Star Trek is always so relatable. I’m human and I also don’t have any money…
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Since the star collection and post-star collection cutscenes in Super Mario Galaxy 2 have an average length of 30 seconds and a full playthrough collects 240 stars, the player spends at least 2 hours per playthrough simply watching Mario collect stars.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Since the star collection and post-star collection cutscenes in Super Mario Galaxy 2 have an average length of 30 seconds and a full playthrough collects 240 stars, the player spends at least 2 hours per playthrough simply watching Mario collect stars.
definitely a fall flannel day 🍁☕️💖
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
definitely a fall flannel day 🍁☕️💖