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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️
@thismightbezackf.bsky.social
local gal makes books, music, YouTube videos, you name it. wife to none, father to fewer.
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a special Sideways Heaven for people killed by someone holding their gun sideways
August 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
today's video is sponsored by Bread. for all your Bread needs
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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kendrick was so real for this
September 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Pilot: welcome aboard

Fighter pilot: [right hook]
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I'll never move on from anything. being stuck in the past is the only way to proceed into the future
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Five Nights At Bernie's
Weekend At Freddy's
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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This is what Demo Reel was about
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I don't think I've been happy for more than 2 consecutive days since 2018
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
you have no idea what it's like to be Vanessa Carlton unless you walk a thousand miles in her shoes
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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Local Idiots Make Racket
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Dusa gave me back all the Ambrosia I gave her and then I fulfilled a prophecy that gave me like 20. so now I have 35 Ambrosia with like 4 characters left to form bonds with. what
you guys don't get it. if I run out of Ambrosia now Meg won't forgive me and Achilles will never reunite with Patroclus and Sisyphus will never be released and I'll weep in despair
currently in what I assume is the late game of Hades and disproportionately stressing about running out of Nectar and Ambrosia
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
the worst part is the one thing they got wrong was motivation. adrenochrome guys were saying they did it to stay young. fill their bodies with young stem cells or whatever. when the truth is they were just doing it for fun. for the hell of it. I've never felt so disconnected from reality in my life
conspiracy folks have been trying to tell us there was an underground network of billionaires who ate babies for DECADES and we justifiably didn't believe them because that's obviously insane. how. HOW is this the one group of people on earth that was dead on the entire time. HOW
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 AM
conspiracy folks have been trying to tell us there was an underground network of billionaires who ate babies for DECADES and we justifiably didn't believe them because that's obviously insane. how. HOW is this the one group of people on earth that was dead on the entire time. HOW
February 4, 2026 at 10:43 AM
lesbian girl who's dating a trans woman which is actually fine by her bigoted parents because they believe she's dating a man
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
frog of war
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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[while sipping a honey vanilla chamomile tea and eating a lovely banana bread] i hope they burn in hell
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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I think about this post a lot.
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Makes you think.
w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
mark my words in 2026 I'm gonna give someone the best 2 minutes 30 seconds of their life (my self confidence has increased)
mark my words in 2025 I'm gonna give someone the best 1 minute 30 seconds of their life
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
you guys don't get it. if I run out of Ambrosia now Meg won't forgive me and Achilles will never reunite with Patroclus and Sisyphus will never be released and I'll weep in despair
currently in what I assume is the late game of Hades and disproportionately stressing about running out of Nectar and Ambrosia
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
currently in what I assume is the late game of Hades and disproportionately stressing about running out of Nectar and Ambrosia
January 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Billie Jean and Blood On The Dance Floor are about basically the same thing, the key difference being in Billie Jean a girl baby-traps Michael Jackson and in Blood On The Dance Floor a girl baby-traps YOU, the listener
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 AM