Mr. Pink Goes to Washington
guy who's mad at Hunter Biden but only because Hunter Biden was known to be a good tipper and the guy is anti-tipping
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Mr. Pink Goes to Washington
"Billionaire's Disease" - the noncommunicable mental illness that most often presents itself through the symptom of having a billion dollars. It must be eradicated
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Billionaire's Disease" - the noncommunicable mental illness that most often presents itself through the symptom of having a billion dollars. It must be eradicated
The recurrence of the bit makes it even better. "Hitler Blows Own Dome Smoov Off (Again)"
Hannah Frank, Frame by Frame
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The recurrence of the bit makes it even better. "Hitler Blows Own Dome Smoov Off (Again)"
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
It's me, I'm unc
Gaming PCs are Uncle Territory. Every Gen A kid gonna have a story about getting on Uncs computer and seeing all that weird shit, paradox games, modded games, weird esoteric indie games, romhacks, Deus Ex with the community patch etc...
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It's me, I'm unc
Why not all of the above? Nick Fury furiously fucking a fury
Thinking about whether this should be Nick Fury porn, the Greek deities, or just really angry people having sex
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Why not all of the above? Nick Fury furiously fucking a fury
barrack HUSSEIN cheese is not real. he is a man in a costume you can watch him take the head off if you're sneaky enough
charles ENTERTAINMENT obama
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
barrack HUSSEIN cheese is not real. he is a man in a costume you can watch him take the head off if you're sneaky enough
Working on a new guy. Abraham Tokyo. The kind of fella who can tell you a whole lot about Neon Genesis Evangelion
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Working on a new guy. Abraham Tokyo. The kind of fella who can tell you a whole lot about Neon Genesis Evangelion
Sid Meier's Civilization VI:
Trade proposal for Greenland.
America gives: Jennifer Aniston, Seal, Cowboys Stadium, All the dinosaur bones, 170,000 Weber Charcoal grills, Wheel of Fortune, The Chainsmokers, Burger King, Thomas Pynchon, and Gawker.
America receives: Greenland and all it's natural resources
America gives: Jennifer Aniston, Seal, Cowboys Stadium, All the dinosaur bones, 170,000 Weber Charcoal grills, Wheel of Fortune, The Chainsmokers, Burger King, Thomas Pynchon, and Gawker.
America receives: Greenland and all it's natural resources
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sid Meier's Civilization VI:
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Darwyn Cooke taught me that the noblest thing you can do for your fellow man is fighting dinosaurs
January 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Darwyn Cooke taught me that the noblest thing you can do for your fellow man is fighting dinosaurs
I love watching films from Orson Welles, where everyone involved is famously exactly as alive as the great Orson Welles 😃
I don't want to make fun of the writer because I get it and it's totally fine in context but I couldn't resist saying to myself right after this "oh buddy I have bad news for you"
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I love watching films from Orson Welles, where everyone involved is famously exactly as alive as the great Orson Welles 😃
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I'm not saying that every comic should be exactly like Hellboy. All I'm saying is that if they WERE,
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I'm not saying that every comic should be exactly like Hellboy. All I'm saying is that if they WERE,
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every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
September 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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*Cacophonous choir intensifies*
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
*Cacophonous choir intensifies*
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Based on the hit Philip K Dick novella “Mix Up At The Job Name Factory”
Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)
November 1, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Based on the hit Philip K Dick novella “Mix Up At The Job Name Factory”
Feeding and seeding on Annabel Sneed
Well not for a good reason. "chilling and killing"? Come on Edgar
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Feeding and seeding on Annabel Sneed
The Washed Uncbook 😔
I will be six feet deep in the cold hard ground before I forsake the Beatles
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The Washed Uncbook 😔
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It has just been brought to my attention that the greatest ever video in this genre is, in fact, cat jump fail vs Sail by AWOLNATION...
October 8, 2024 at 5:32 PM
It has just been brought to my attention that the greatest ever video in this genre is, in fact, cat jump fail vs Sail by AWOLNATION...
The bourgeoisie, or as I call them, upper private military contractors
One of my most conservative-coded opinions is that one of the reasons we're in this mess is because of the profound decadence, solipsism, moral rot, and general lack of personal virtue afflicting much of the upper PMC / bourgeoisie.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The bourgeoisie, or as I call them, upper private military contractors
Broke: Silver St Cloud
Woke: Lady Clayface
Bespoke: Ellen Yin
Woke: Lady Clayface
Bespoke: Ellen Yin
EXCLUSIVE: Scarlett Johansson In Talks To Join ‘The Batman - Part II’
www.nexuspointnews.com/post/exclusi...
www.nexuspointnews.com/post/exclusi...
EXCLUSIVE: Scarlett Johansson In Talks To Join ‘The Batman - Part II’
Pre-production on the highly anticipated sequel to The Batman finally ramps up with the first bit of casting news. Sources tell Nexus Point News that Scarlett Johansson is in talks to join The Batman ...
www.nexuspointnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Broke: Silver St Cloud
Woke: Lady Clayface
Bespoke: Ellen Yin
Woke: Lady Clayface
Bespoke: Ellen Yin
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
*crumpling up a whole sheaf of loose notes after reading this*
Fuck. There is no originality in the world. It's all been done. Goddamn.
Fuck. There is no originality in the world. It's all been done. Goddamn.
P.U.C.K: (as they stroll past holo Julius Caesar waving at them before being stabbed by holo Brutus and dissolving into pixels) Billy, I believe you yourself wrote about that undiscovered country from where your dreams may come
Shakespeare: not exact-
P.U.C.K: Well this (gestures grandly) is it
Shakespeare: not exact-
P.U.C.K: Well this (gestures grandly) is it
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
*crumpling up a whole sheaf of loose notes after reading this*
Fuck. There is no originality in the world. It's all been done. Goddamn.
Fuck. There is no originality in the world. It's all been done. Goddamn.
That's called a gift from the past. Never a bad time to play Titanfall 2
It's funny when you scroll through your steam library and discover that you own, like Titanfall 2
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
That's called a gift from the past. Never a bad time to play Titanfall 2