Thor Pirmann
thorgotgame.bsky.social
Thor Pirmann
@thorgotgame.bsky.social
Hi! Hiii! Hello! Hai!
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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*Cacophonous choir intensifies*
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Based on the hit Philip K Dick novella “Mix Up At The Job Name Factory”
Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)
November 1, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Feeding and seeding on Annabel Sneed
Well not for a good reason. "chilling and killing"? Come on Edgar
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The Washed Uncbook 😔
I will be six feet deep in the cold hard ground before I forsake the Beatles
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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It has just been brought to my attention that the greatest ever video in this genre is, in fact, cat jump fail vs Sail by AWOLNATION...
October 8, 2024 at 5:32 PM
The bourgeoisie, or as I call them, upper private military contractors
One of my most conservative-coded opinions is that one of the reasons we're in this mess is because of the profound decadence, solipsism, moral rot, and general lack of personal virtue afflicting much of the upper PMC / bourgeoisie.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Broke: Silver St Cloud

Woke: Lady Clayface

Bespoke: Ellen Yin
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*crumpling up a whole sheaf of loose notes after reading this*

Fuck. There is no originality in the world. It's all been done. Goddamn.
P.U.C.K: (as they stroll past holo Julius Caesar waving at them before being stabbed by holo Brutus and dissolving into pixels) Billy, I believe you yourself wrote about that undiscovered country from where your dreams may come

Shakespeare: not exact-

P.U.C.K: Well this (gestures grandly) is it
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That's called a gift from the past. Never a bad time to play Titanfall 2
It's funny when you scroll through your steam library and discover that you own, like Titanfall 2
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I have to admit the playground/campfire gross-out one-upsmanship vibe of this discourse is giving me warm nostalgia. You're never too old for that. Or for her I guess
Lots of you seemed grossed out by the erotic tales of the strange woman and RFK Jr and her describing him sexually but can you imagine how wonderful it would feel to kiss a neck so sticky despite also being so so dry?
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Me: Hey everyone, I want you to meet my friend Mel. Be nice, he's shy.

A buddy: Hi Mel! What's that short for?

Leodegrance de Cameliard: 😕
Guys love to be named Leodegrance of Cameliard
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I like how the word 'chapter' is hanging out there against the high-contrast blue suit for no reason. Then you notice a little 'new' all the way on the other side squeezed in. Might there be an 'A' hidden in the exact same white-blue of the sky, floating above their heads?
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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The single greatest line delivery of all time youtu.be/bZuTdpxHcW8?...
Black Dynamite - But I sell drugs in the community Dynamite! Dynamite!
YouTube video by bruhman
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November 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Roko's Strange
trying to wrangle some of that LessWrong style pussy: "The future computer said you need to let me hit it raw"
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
*extremely Daniel Plainview voice*: for the FIRST time... in a LONG time... things may, MAY, may be just possibly starting to HAPPEN, my boy...
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Give the desktop icons a sip of coffee. They need it, clearly. They're begging for it
"at the transgender coffee shop"
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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The thing is that even if you concede his really weird premise that everyone will bone robots shaped like the opposite sex if left alone with them for some reason, why should his wife be ok leaving him alone with the female robot then
“my wife left me for the male form factor robot”
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Even Reed thinks "Mr Fantastic" is kitschy. "The Invisible Woman" term gets mocked often. You can usually tell someone's a Spider-Man reader because they single out Johnny.

But Ben? Aunt Petunia's bouncing baby boy? The hero of Yancy Street? He's not the Thing. He's the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing.
You can tell I’m not an FF reader because I call them by their superhero names. Like using the formal usted
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just checking the weather before I leave and where my weather app would normally say 'sunny' or 'rainy' instead it just says 'four dead'. Excited to find out which four.
October 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM