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The United States runs its democracy like it's roller derby.
July 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The United States runs its democracy like it's roller derby.
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Places in DC near the Washington Monument that have "Orange Chicken"
June 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Places in DC near the Washington Monument that have "Orange Chicken"
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One thing to think about, if we criminalize taking bears into retirement homes, then only criminals will be able to take bears into retirement homes.
May 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One thing to think about, if we criminalize taking bears into retirement homes, then only criminals will be able to take bears into retirement homes.
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Wonder how many people Trump is negotiating foreign policy and tariffs with, that have children and other relatives going to Harvard and other Ivy League schools ?
May 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Wonder how many people Trump is negotiating foreign policy and tariffs with, that have children and other relatives going to Harvard and other Ivy League schools ?
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You are strong, inspiring and wonderful. The world is enriched by your presence, and I hope that today you feel the love and joy that you yourself so generously give away.
a close up of a dog 's face smiling with its eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face smiling with its eyes closed .
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May 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You are strong, inspiring and wonderful. The world is enriched by your presence, and I hope that today you feel the love and joy that you yourself so generously give away.
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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May 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.
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At this juncture I’d like to point out:
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
April 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
At this juncture I’d like to point out:
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
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Politician: Birth rates are plunging. We have to do something
Me: This can of baby formula costs $50. Can you fix that?
Politician: We are making a $100 million Super Bowl ad for the uterus
Me: This can of baby formula costs $50. Can you fix that?
Politician: We are making a $100 million Super Bowl ad for the uterus
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Politician: Birth rates are plunging. We have to do something
Me: This can of baby formula costs $50. Can you fix that?
Politician: We are making a $100 million Super Bowl ad for the uterus
Me: This can of baby formula costs $50. Can you fix that?
Politician: We are making a $100 million Super Bowl ad for the uterus
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Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me in the National Security team group chat
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Holy shit, this whole fucking thing was just a psyop by Greta Thunberg to get Republicans to buy electric cars, and it worked! That kid's a genius!
March 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Holy shit, this whole fucking thing was just a psyop by Greta Thunberg to get Republicans to buy electric cars, and it worked! That kid's a genius!
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It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.
March 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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1. Trump declares tariffs that tank the stock market.
2. Trump and Musk buy cheaper stocks.
3. Trump rescinds tariffs, reviving the stock market.
4. Trump and Musk sell more expensive stocks.
2. Trump and Musk buy cheaper stocks.
3. Trump rescinds tariffs, reviving the stock market.
4. Trump and Musk sell more expensive stocks.
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
1. Trump declares tariffs that tank the stock market.
2. Trump and Musk buy cheaper stocks.
3. Trump rescinds tariffs, reviving the stock market.
4. Trump and Musk sell more expensive stocks.
2. Trump and Musk buy cheaper stocks.
3. Trump rescinds tariffs, reviving the stock market.
4. Trump and Musk sell more expensive stocks.
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Wilson Fisk running for Mayor of New York is an insane storyline. Like NYC would really have a criminal for its mayor #Daredevil
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Wilson Fisk running for Mayor of New York is an insane storyline. Like NYC would really have a criminal for its mayor #Daredevil
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I’m starting to think history needs to reevaluate Nero. I think having a leader who fiddled while his nation burned would be comforting as opposed to one who was pouring kerosene on all the buildings.
March 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m starting to think history needs to reevaluate Nero. I think having a leader who fiddled while his nation burned would be comforting as opposed to one who was pouring kerosene on all the buildings.
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What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
March 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
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2017: At least he'll be great for comedy.
2025: At least he'll be great for mental health professionals.
2025: At least he'll be great for mental health professionals.
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
2017: At least he'll be great for comedy.
2025: At least he'll be great for mental health professionals.
2025: At least he'll be great for mental health professionals.
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Our stock market is crashing.
Our economy is contracting.
Our government is dismantling.
Our allies are fleeing.
Our grocery prices are rising.
But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America."
So it all evens out.
Our economy is contracting.
Our government is dismantling.
Our allies are fleeing.
Our grocery prices are rising.
But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America."
So it all evens out.
March 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Our stock market is crashing.
Our economy is contracting.
Our government is dismantling.
Our allies are fleeing.
Our grocery prices are rising.
But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America."
So it all evens out.
Our economy is contracting.
Our government is dismantling.
Our allies are fleeing.
Our grocery prices are rising.
But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America."
So it all evens out.
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Trump Plans To Sell $5 Million Gold Card Visa To Attract Rich Foreigners
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February 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump Plans To Sell $5 Million Gold Card Visa To Attract Rich Foreigners
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Any lovely foreign ladies out there looking to save 20% on the cost of a Gold Card? I’m single, have a great job, and a natural born US citizen. My hobbies include taxidermy and collecting novelty mugs. If you want to be a citizen, why not go first class?
February 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Any lovely foreign ladies out there looking to save 20% on the cost of a Gold Card? I’m single, have a great job, and a natural born US citizen. My hobbies include taxidermy and collecting novelty mugs. If you want to be a citizen, why not go first class?
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To everyone in my mentions who said "surely they wouldn't be so foolish as to forget to create a spam filter for anything that's not a .gov email":
Lol.
Lol.
“Two sources familiar with the matter, including a Trump administration official, tell Rolling Stone that the replies to the recent Musk OPM email have been flooded with pranks and, in the words of the Trump official, “very rude” emails listing fake, vulgar “accomplishments,”…
oh no too bad. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
February 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
To everyone in my mentions who said "surely they wouldn't be so foolish as to forget to create a spam filter for anything that's not a .gov email":
Lol.
Lol.
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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.