tjMagrittle
@tjmagrittle.bsky.social
Lovable idiot with expertise in drywall, renovations and post-exertional malaise.
Famously not a vampire
Involuntarily entering a depression era
Famously not a vampire
Involuntarily entering a depression era
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For wrestling nerds only but Marc Mero posted the entire rundown he worked out with Brian Pillman before their 1995 Fall Brawl match on Facebook and it’s wild how much detail is in it.
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For wrestling nerds only but Marc Mero posted the entire rundown he worked out with Brian Pillman before their 1995 Fall Brawl match on Facebook and it’s wild how much detail is in it.
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OKADA v KNIGHT || 📸 for @allelitewrestling.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
OKADA v KNIGHT || 📸 for @allelitewrestling.com
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'Definitely Alive' Jason Exile's Heel Turn: He won't even acknowledge the fans since he won all that money 🤼 #MysteryWrestling
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
'Definitely Alive' Jason Exile's Heel Turn: He won't even acknowledge the fans since he won all that money 🤼 #MysteryWrestling
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I've mentioned before multiple times how I am endeavoring to write a story about the final seconds of a car in a crash and all the things that happen in step-times of milliseconds as it anticipates its own death to prevent yours. This quickly gets out of hand when you realize how deep this goes.
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've mentioned before multiple times how I am endeavoring to write a story about the final seconds of a car in a crash and all the things that happen in step-times of milliseconds as it anticipates its own death to prevent yours. This quickly gets out of hand when you realize how deep this goes.
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A modern car will adjust the suspension on one side when it detects you are about to roll over, or stiffen the front shocks so you don't go under truck, or in a detected imminent T-bone lift your car inches so more force is transmitted into the frame instead of the door. A silent guardian.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A modern car will adjust the suspension on one side when it detects you are about to roll over, or stiffen the front shocks so you don't go under truck, or in a detected imminent T-bone lift your car inches so more force is transmitted into the frame instead of the door. A silent guardian.
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Vote for your COMMENTATOR OF THE YEAR on mysterywrestling.com NOW!
The Uno Awards is LIVE on Sunday December 28th at
5 PM ET/2 PM PT on twitch.tv/EvilUno & MW’s YouTube!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
#TheUNOAwards
The Uno Awards is LIVE on Sunday December 28th at
5 PM ET/2 PM PT on twitch.tv/EvilUno & MW’s YouTube!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
#TheUNOAwards
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Vote for your COMMENTATOR OF THE YEAR on mysterywrestling.com NOW!
The Uno Awards is LIVE on Sunday December 28th at
5 PM ET/2 PM PT on twitch.tv/EvilUno & MW’s YouTube!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
#TheUNOAwards
The Uno Awards is LIVE on Sunday December 28th at
5 PM ET/2 PM PT on twitch.tv/EvilUno & MW’s YouTube!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
#TheUNOAwards
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there's been some weird posts on here lately about wrestling fans wanting wrestling to always be happy and feel good. this isn't my experience but there's something to be said for using wrestling as an art to promote unity and decency in a time when we don't have much of either.
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
there's been some weird posts on here lately about wrestling fans wanting wrestling to always be happy and feel good. this isn't my experience but there's something to be said for using wrestling as an art to promote unity and decency in a time when we don't have much of either.
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Evil Uno is doing it for all the other big bois out there
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Evil Uno is doing it for all the other big bois out there
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if anyone wants to know how jake paul’s night went, in his post fight interview he said “I think my jaw is broke“ and then he spit up blood
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
if anyone wants to know how jake paul’s night went, in his post fight interview he said “I think my jaw is broke“ and then he spit up blood
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i hope someone got me THE FORT BRAGG CARTEL for Christmas, and @ayeshaasiddiqi.bsky.social's interview with author Seth Harp is well worth reading.
open.substack.com/pub/ayeshaas...
open.substack.com/pub/ayeshaas...
Interview: Seth Harp on the American Addiction to War
The author of the bestselling book The Fort Bragg Cartel and I discuss the special forces at the center of his reporting and the ideological underpinnings of a war machine thats only growing as it bre...
open.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i hope someone got me THE FORT BRAGG CARTEL for Christmas, and @ayeshaasiddiqi.bsky.social's interview with author Seth Harp is well worth reading.
open.substack.com/pub/ayeshaas...
open.substack.com/pub/ayeshaas...
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nah this is crazy bro. what makes a person go to the mall in ohio, buy a big crystal dong with glitter in it, take a photo with it in the santa chair in the middle of the mall, and then POST IT ON GOOGLE MAPS????
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
nah this is crazy bro. what makes a person go to the mall in ohio, buy a big crystal dong with glitter in it, take a photo with it in the santa chair in the middle of the mall, and then POST IT ON GOOGLE MAPS????
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If you want to communicate your idea to an artist all you need is 30 seconds and the basic ability to grip a pen
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you want to communicate your idea to an artist all you need is 30 seconds and the basic ability to grip a pen
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Yes it's real x.com/grok/status/...
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yes it's real x.com/grok/status/...
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It feels like 2026 is the year when allot of people just start withdrawing more and more. Less social media. Less streaming. Less bullshit. The future of everything is offline, outside and local.
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It feels like 2026 is the year when allot of people just start withdrawing more and more. Less social media. Less streaming. Less bullshit. The future of everything is offline, outside and local.
Seeing someone who knows better but doesn't do better reliably brings the rage up in me
right let's play a game. what could a nasty horrible no-good heel do to make you hate-HATE them, not love-hate them, without resorting to straight-up bigotry?
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Seeing someone who knows better but doesn't do better reliably brings the rage up in me
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
Saying things like "Get this imperialist off me" while fighting a British guy is going to make me stop booing Wheeler Yuta 🤼
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Saying things like "Get this imperialist off me" while fighting a British guy is going to make me stop booing Wheeler Yuta 🤼
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YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
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Always love when the uninitiated find out for themselves whether or not pro-wrestling actually hurts.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Always love when the uninitiated find out for themselves whether or not pro-wrestling actually hurts.