Toad King
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Toad King
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@steelseries.com staff software engineer. bad poster. he/him

http://galtse.cx
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Saw someone on Twitter call this the "Benoit assembly line"
Hoje eu descobri um esporte novo chamado “RUNNATION”.

Como é?
• Dois brutamontes correm e colidem um contra o outro.

Quando acaba?
• Quando um dos dois não aguentar mais.

Quem ganha?
• Aparentemente traumatologistas e universidades que estudam CTE 💵🤑
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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7 days after cancer surgery. I will stand with @postguild.bsky.social til my lungs collapse.

also reunited with @karenattiah.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Todd Howard Amiibo
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Apparently they found a better print of Manos and it’s getting a 4k restoration I’m so happy. That movie still sucks.
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Nintendo is FORCING Vinny Vinesauce at gunpoint to confirm Gnorts‘s sexuality
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 PM
SPONGEBOY ME BOB I'M THE PRESIDENT
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Highguard already beating the Concord allegations because it's already generating impeccable content.
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
yo where the epstein files tho
January 25, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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CAPTAIN TOAD AMIIBO
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM