toilet bones
@toiletbones.bsky.social
highly motivated and experienced technology leader with a passion for diarrhea
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
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Look, sure you can wonder what the point of this news story is. But you can't deny that five minute guitar solo during his hit track "Sorry I shot your dog"
seriously though what the FUCK is happening to my algorithm
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Look, sure you can wonder what the point of this news story is. But you can't deny that five minute guitar solo during his hit track "Sorry I shot your dog"
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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“Smart guys like us know that oxygen is O2, but what if I told you that you could go to O3? That’s 33.3% more oxygen per molecule.”
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Smart guys like us know that oxygen is O2, but what if I told you that you could go to O3? That’s 33.3% more oxygen per molecule.”
This really makes me want a human body factorio-style game that might not actually be fun
There's a software engineer in Hong Kong who makes incredibly detailed scientific diagrams for wikipedia, like this clickable metro-style map of metabolic pathways!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This really makes me want a human body factorio-style game that might not actually be fun
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Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
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My ADHD is so advanced it's more like AD4K
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My ADHD is so advanced it's more like AD4K
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![[me, trapped in Lalande 21185 observational simulation hell #43233, circa common era one million]
[glowing six-eyed lizard creature, i call him "pat"] so it's like every species has this petroleum gap they have to get over
[me] oh i know exactly what you mean
[pat] like you shoot up to industrial civilization status because of fossil fuels, and then there's like this timer running, can you use the free energy of the fossil fuels to transition to a better energy source before you either run out or wreck your climate
[me] we did the climate thing
[pat] yeah we were totally blindsided. we had a series of glacier formations trapping giant methane bubbles so we were off to feedback loop city before we even noticed the carbon ppm was rising
[me] we actually saw it coming. we had like 100 years between us figuring out that carbon was affecting our climate and the system first going nonlinear
[pat] oh damn how did you allocate your resources during that time
[me] *slowly takes a deep breath*
[me] *deep breath*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2aebn3xk5t63net43eeepire/bafkreihn7ifncu2wwlwwr54il6ocopyvn5xduxs3kedpuhu3bvelxs7jxq@jpeg)
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A cool christmas tradition is to take a nightmare stack every night each day of December until christmas.
A good beginner nightmare stack is melatonin, vitamin D, nicotine, and 100mg of caffeine.
Compete to see more christmas ghosts than Scrooge each night
A good beginner nightmare stack is melatonin, vitamin D, nicotine, and 100mg of caffeine.
Compete to see more christmas ghosts than Scrooge each night
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
A cool christmas tradition is to take a nightmare stack every night each day of December until christmas.
A good beginner nightmare stack is melatonin, vitamin D, nicotine, and 100mg of caffeine.
Compete to see more christmas ghosts than Scrooge each night
A good beginner nightmare stack is melatonin, vitamin D, nicotine, and 100mg of caffeine.
Compete to see more christmas ghosts than Scrooge each night
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I was right he did need a top hat.
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I was right he did need a top hat.
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There's a software engineer in Hong Kong who makes incredibly detailed scientific diagrams for wikipedia, like this clickable metro-style map of metabolic pathways!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There's a software engineer in Hong Kong who makes incredibly detailed scientific diagrams for wikipedia, like this clickable metro-style map of metabolic pathways!!!
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Thegn once again demanding a danegeld of poultry and silver. Getting sick of this shit. My fucking horrible son Aethylwld is hungry and i refuse to make another if he expires.
October 17, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Thegn once again demanding a danegeld of poultry and silver. Getting sick of this shit. My fucking horrible son Aethylwld is hungry and i refuse to make another if he expires.
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yeah AI Ben Garrison is incredible
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
yeah AI Ben Garrison is incredible
I will always take your survey and I will never provide useful information
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I will always take your survey and I will never provide useful information
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Every GUI should have an "I'm autistic" button that just gets rid of all the BS and makes it look like Craigslist.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Every GUI should have an "I'm autistic" button that just gets rid of all the BS and makes it look like Craigslist.
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As penance for my actions, please accept these words, which I think we all agree speak louder
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
As penance for my actions, please accept these words, which I think we all agree speak louder
excited to announce that larry summers has retained my services as a crisis management consultant and i've convinced him that the only way out of this situation is to write and perform a really heartfelt rap that apologizes for and explains his extensive email correspondence with jeffrey epstein
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
excited to announce that larry summers has retained my services as a crisis management consultant and i've convinced him that the only way out of this situation is to write and perform a really heartfelt rap that apologizes for and explains his extensive email correspondence with jeffrey epstein
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slump baked alone in an iron pan
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
okay. so there are often a few dessert recipes that share things (type of dish; fruit) in common but this is really kicked up for fall. just about everything that isn’t pumpkin is apple or pear & one of the variety of “baked fruit w/ starch on top”, to the point where they offer a guide to the types
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
slump baked alone in an iron pan
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
blanketed dough over peaches from a can
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looked it up when I got home and apparently this is some kind of art space but
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
looked it up when I got home and apparently this is some kind of art space but
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
between the sexy pig woman and that word and that 2004 looking font I felt like I was either on another planet or hallucinating
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one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️