*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

Just noticed the signs, ugh.

Golden Retrievers did not begin being developed as a breed until the 1860s unfortunately. Recognized as a distinct breed by the Royal Kennel Club in 1913. Oceans would once again be battlefields in 1914 when WWI started, so it would be possible for a Golden Retriever to win the battle of Jutland.

this month's Fold Up Club release : Crucifixion

I have a friend whose mom drives with the windows down and heater on. She calls it “the best of both worlds” and she is my spiritual guide

It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this?
(It was only the piss) It was only the piss
Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff
While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff

Called the local HVAC place yesterday and said that my A/C is "struggling to keep up, but technically functioning" and the lady on the phone said "hah, me too" and I'm worried I didn't laugh hard enough at it and might have given her a complex.

Okay I found the most depressing post

petitioning the emoji consortium to plead for the inclusion of both :toot: & :confuoot:

I don't get how the male loneliness epidemic can be a thing when collectible card games exist.

if you get The Zoomies you will not see Heaven

Boob culture is about providing for all, feeding the hungry, milk for all who need it. It is inclusive, nourising.

Butt culture is all about evacuating waste, getting rid of the "undesirable elements", the idea that there is "poop" that needs to be removed from society. It is fascist to the core.

damp mids

Credit cards are very convenient and all, but it's crazy that we've just accepted that there will be a(nother) middleman in every single transaction taking 2-3% out while allowing a couple of companies to know about every single purchase we make.

I still love Data, but it's annoying to me that so much sci-fi is "robots with obvious souls denied personhood" when the actual problem in 2025 is "box with face drawn on it now many people's best friend"

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

forcing American car companies to back away from EVs will basically sign their death sentence, they simply will not be able to compete in the global marketplace and the US market will not sustain them

thinking about the best star wars quote again

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Baby Yoda Tiki Mug. Happy Star Wars Day everyone, July the 6th be with you.
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Today let’s remember what fireworks actually represent: the glorious ingenuity of the people of China, who have been killin’ it for thousands of years. Way to go guys. 🇨🇳

My mother is a one-issue voter and it's this issue!