Bedpan's Labyrinth
@tomslackerman.bsky.social
Board game player and designer. Cars suck.
Just turned to my wife and said "look babe, Andy Richter just made enchiladas. BlueSky really has the juice."
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Just turned to my wife and said "look babe, Andy Richter just made enchiladas. BlueSky really has the juice."
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Micheal Cera: Tomb Raider
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Micheal Cera: Tomb Raider
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
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Explaining the American Catholic Great Awakening of 2026 to my grandkids like "okay so it started when this guy named Bob from Chicago got made pope and then the Bears suddenly won a playoff game"
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Explaining the American Catholic Great Awakening of 2026 to my grandkids like "okay so it started when this guy named Bob from Chicago got made pope and then the Bears suddenly won a playoff game"
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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unstoppable force (US/UK boomer need for care labour) vs immovable object (the global g20 rage against immigrant labour)
The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
unstoppable force (US/UK boomer need for care labour) vs immovable object (the global g20 rage against immigrant labour)
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portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
"Alamo Ayahuasca House"
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"Alamo Ayahuasca House"
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What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle
At this point my mom coulda put a whole third kid through college with how much she's spent on Duraflame logs over the years.
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
At this point my mom coulda put a whole third kid through college with how much she's spent on Duraflame logs over the years.
R. L. Stine actually stands for "Red Lobster Stine"
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
R. L. Stine actually stands for "Red Lobster Stine"
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Tis the season for Peach and Dennis fighting
December 10, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Tis the season for Peach and Dennis fighting
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“Mr. Stark, finally, the sweet release of oblivion…”
- depressed Spider-man
- depressed Spider-man
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“Mr. Stark, finally, the sweet release of oblivion…”
- depressed Spider-man
- depressed Spider-man
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11 Nov 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
11 Nov 2025
hypermasculine aprons
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hypermasculine aprons
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I like how this family is firmly in Not Domesticable but will be your friend.... maybe
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I like how this family is firmly in Not Domesticable but will be your friend.... maybe
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coordinating with my neighbors to turn trick-or-treating down my block into a sort of walking baked potato bar
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
coordinating with my neighbors to turn trick-or-treating down my block into a sort of walking baked potato bar
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Which band would be the funniest one to say their band’s name as often in song as The Beastie Boys do?
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Which band would be the funniest one to say their band’s name as often in song as The Beastie Boys do?
Drumline (2002) staring Richard Dreyfuss.
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Drumline (2002) staring Richard Dreyfuss.
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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What